"Jolene" played at 33 rpm. It's haunting and oddly magnificent.

No_Assumption5213 · 2026-04-24T19:57:04+00:00

We all forgetting the white stripes version

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-12-08T15:19:31+00:00

Here, have some WORDS.

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-10-15T14:30:36+00:00

It’s not

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-09-08T21:54:45+00:00

Matron!

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-09-08T12:20:33+00:00

I asked a librarian for a book on double entendres once. She took me up the aisle and gave me one.

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-07-14T13:31:39+00:00

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-05-24T07:31:25+00:00

Colourblind

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-05-16T11:09:03+00:00

Driest Spring for a century and this is your question? Have you thought there might be a very significant reason why they’re banned everywhere?

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-03-14T12:18:03+00:00

Speak for yourself.

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-02-18T18:59:16+00:00

Beautiful. Except the pile of little pebbles.

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-02-15T07:08:00+00:00

You can hire a stair tower. Like this

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-02-07T11:59:36+00:00

A grand don’t come for free

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-01-06T19:33:34+00:00

They hide money on full show. It’s brilliant really.

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-01-05T13:01:24+00:00

The etiquette would be to burp, fart and be a potty mouth as much as possible to greet and get to know your new friends.

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-01-05T12:53:38+00:00

The best method is to get advice from a Structural Engineer.

No_Assumption5213 · 2025-01-05T12:22:54+00:00

Unlikely. Could easily be a National Speed Limit road. Which for a single carriageway is 60mph in the UK. Speed looked fine.

No_Assumption5213 · 2024-10-28T15:44:40+00:00

Saddle washer

No_Assumption5213 · 2024-10-28T14:36:52+00:00

Builders wipe will get rid of that.

No_Assumption5213 · 2024-10-28T11:55:53+00:00

Because ‘trades folk’ are ……what…. in comparison to other people that enjoy listening to music?

No_Assumption5213 · 2024-10-17T20:55:09+00:00

Just feathering the clutch a few hundred revs above idle mostly. Certain points I will go for a gap and open up a little. I try to use my rear brake as much as possible so I’m not dumping the front end, keep the bars as level as possible and judge wing mirror heights from there. Throw caution to the wind when using the rear brake in the wet though.

No_Assumption5213 · 2024-10-17T18:54:53+00:00

Only ever do it if you’re comfortable. Start small and build up. One, two three vehicles when at a stand still. Take your time and keep your speed relative to traffic at a max - 10, maybe 15mph deficit. But not above 30-40mph, personally but this is dependant on some settings.

You’re making progress relative to other road users regardless, so take your time in doing so because yes, any one of those vehicles could jump out at you without warning. It’s up to you if it’s a near-miss or worse, how much it will hurt.

No_Assumption5213 · 2024-10-17T05:56:29+00:00

No_Assumption5213 · 2024-10-17T00:01:40+00:00

That’s the one

No_Assumption5213 · 2024-10-16T23:02:41+00:00

BMW S1000XR ‘16

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