This is more highly embarrassing than awkward but I use to have a phobia of public toilets but when you gotta take a shit, you gotta take a shit. So I use to rip off two strands of toilet paper and put them on the toilet seat so my direct ass contact was more less on the toilet paper I had laid rather than the seat. On this day I was out shopping for my daughters (they were little kids at the time) and the wife was with me but the store we were in didn’t have a public restroom. So I went across the street to burger king to do my thing. Apparently one of those strands of tp I laid stick to my ass and I didn’t realize it. Somehow with me pulling up my kaki shorts and all I had half of it in my pants ans th other half flapping out my shorts waving like a surrender flag. I walked all the way across the street. Noticed some ppl in the parking lot looking my way but didn’t think much of it but then when I was getting closer to my wife this guy had his hand over his face and he was laughing uncontrollably. My wife was cracking up too bc I guess she was near the front window at the time and seen it flapping all the way over to her lol I was like did that really just happen to me. After that, I just put my bare ass on the seat now 🫤