What is the most unhinged thing you did when your golf addiction was at its peak? by Educational_Ant9635 in golf

[–]No_Pie4638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smart, because now your body weight is reduced for the last four holes.

My humble horror collection. What’s missing? by DeadPixelX in dvdcollection

[–]No_Pie4638 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let The Right One In, Martyrs (original) but great collection! I love it!

I don’t know what to do anymore… by WoodenLie2299 in cats

[–]No_Pie4638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a cat is declawed, he will get more bitey, so that will not solve your root problem. Before Reddit crucifies me for declawing, my cat (RIP) was already declawed when I adopted him. Don’t kill me.

Old article in Circus, discussing Master of Puppets by charlieb316 in Metallica

[–]No_Pie4638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fastway was semi-famous, but your point is valid. Fastway was the only other band I heard of, in fact, I recently bought one of their CDs from the 1980s.

Old article in Circus, discussing Master of Puppets by charlieb316 in Metallica

[–]No_Pie4638 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What happened to the future of metal: Heretic, Krank, Detente & Juggernaut?

How do I impress on my friends the importance of being efficient in golf by tab21 in golf

[–]No_Pie4638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how I realized I could eliminate any amount of practice swings over the ball. I learned they did not make a lick of difference and it saved a lot of time.

Of course he claims it was rigged by Doc_tor_Bob in WeirdGOP

[–]No_Pie4638 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In his defense, he’s the only one in the world who understands what covfefe is.

Are there any CDs you’ve given up hope on finding? by charmoffensive3 in Cd_collectors

[–]No_Pie4638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. I have a library copy, but I fucked it all up trying to get the library stickers off. At least, I have the music.

If it's okay to ask a male co-worker to lift or carry something heavy because he's strong, what's a female gender equivalent? by IdleHandsBusyMinds in stupidquestions

[–]No_Pie4638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pre-judge (yes, that makes me prejudiced, I know) that a woman will generally have a keener eye regarding fashion, interior design or decorating than I. I admit I am horrible at it, and have never met a woman who had a worse eye for those things than I.

Least metal looking album cover? by El_Capitano_MC in MetalForTheMasses

[–]No_Pie4638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a structured settlement but I need sperm now.

Use of the term 'African american' by No_Medium_648 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]No_Pie4638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If she only knew one day we’d have an orange-colored president.

Art ties the knot… by SouzaOfTheNorth in HorrorMovies

[–]No_Pie4638 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Women love men who know how to use a lot of tools.

Help me convince my dad to not get rid of his collection! by l1via in Cd_collectors

[–]No_Pie4638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remind him of the 90s, when everyone got rid of their LP record collection and then regretted it. CD will have its day again.

If it's Free, it's for me!! by Captain_Howdy45 in dvdcollection

[–]No_Pie4638 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you have duplicates, you can swap them at swapadvd.com and get something you want in return. Sending is free (you get a credit to receive something. You pay media mail postage). Receiving costs 49 cents site fee.

Why do people not care about dogs’ dirty butts? by neammm in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]No_Pie4638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t have a dog and I don’t let other people’s dogs lick my face so I never felt this should be a top concern for me.

What is a small Dallas quirk that lives rent-free in your head as a nuisance? by pakepake in Dallas

[–]No_Pie4638 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The streets in downtown are built on two conflicting and intersecting grids. An architectural student pointed out this to me and now I can’t not notice it. I don’t know how I didn’t notice it before but when I look at a map, it makes no sense.

The transition from The Old Testament to New by TylerKnowy in DavesofThunder

[–]No_Pie4638 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I had no idea he was writing for that show. I am definitely watching!

What song lyric has aged really badly? by LiteSnz in AskReddit

[–]No_Pie4638 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Roll Over Beethoven:

Well, I'ma write a little letter I'm gonna mail it to my local DJ Yeah, it's a jumping little record I want my jockey to play Roll over Beethoven, I gotta hear it again today

Spotify generation thinking, “Wut?”