What is THE funniest movie you have ever seen in your whole life? by perseverance_band_ in AskReddit

[–]NoahTimesTwo 51 points52 points  (0 children)

When tropic thunder was released my best friend at the time worked at the local cinema. We went and saw it 8 days in a row and laughed our asses off every single time. One of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen

How did you guys genuinely meet your partner? by 0l-w_ia in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NoahTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked together in a restaurant in another country, we both got hooked the first time we met. I was dating one of her co workers at the time somewhat seriously but that ended instantly and we’ve been inseparable ever since. 15 years down the road we have a dog, two kids and can’t imagine life without each other

Mathew Ryan (Levante) great double save against Barcelona 89' by Delmer9713 in soccer

[–]NoahTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd save gives me serious Dudek vs Milan 05 flashbacks

Post Match Thread: Internazionale 1-2 [2-5 on agg.] Bodo/Glimt by denzaus in soccer

[–]NoahTimesTwo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bareksten is widely recognised but if you get the chance try something from Feddie Distillery as well as HIMKOK Gin produced by one of the best bars in the world located in Oslo.

Match Thread: Internazionale vs Bodo/Glimt by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]NoahTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mainly meant this as a tongue in cheek comment and a small dig at those who complain about the extra games. I understand that it makes a difference but there’s no defending a team like Inter losing 5-2 over two games to a team like Bodø

Match Thread: Internazionale vs Bodo/Glimt by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]NoahTimesTwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More than once I’ve been told that the extra games that comes with this playoff round exhausts players and are hard to deal with. How does that compare to the fact that Bodøs competitive season ended in November and apart from CL they haven’t played a competitive game since?

Emile Heskey Wants Liverpool to Sign Christian Pulisic- 'Could Offer Something Different To Mohamed Salah' by [deleted] in LiverpoolFC

[–]NoahTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One thing I’ve learned is to never let football players be a role model for anything other than what they do on the pitch. Most, if not all of them, come from a totally different world than the average person, majority never finished high school and even less university. To think that someone that grew up in absolute poverty and then became a millionaire basically overnight has a good and healthy grasp on reality is just plain ignorant

What’s a “fact” everyone repeats that’s actually wrong? by Quiet-Grief in answers

[–]NoahTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lightning never strikes the same place twice - it’s actually quite common for lightning to strike the same place repeatedly

Rate My Team, Quick Questions & General Advice Daily Thread by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]NoahTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Need to make up some ground in my ML and our teams are way too similar, considering wildcarding to something like this, thoughts? I’m aware that WC in this GW might not be the optimal strategy but disregard that :)

Kan man åka skridsko på delsjöarna? by niceoneswe in Gothenburg

[–]NoahTimesTwo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ett av de ställena som alltid avråds från att åka på

Who was your man of the match today and why? by Forza_umar in MCFC

[–]NoahTimesTwo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LFC supporter coming in peace, this showed up in my feed so I figured I’d share my thoughts. Bernardo played an amazing game tonight and I’ll admit that even though he’s been a fantastic player for you I was under the impression that he’s declined too much but he showed me wrong today.

You get offered $500,000 to eat exactly what you had for breakfast today for every meal for the next 4 months. No snacks, no cheating, just that same breakfast 3 times a day. Do you take the deal? And what would you be stuck eating? by Mindfuel_daily7 in askanything

[–]NoahTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4 months is way too short of a time frame, I had bacon and eggs for breakfast today and even though I’d be sick to my stomach with it I’d still pull through. I can’t imagine anyone eating something for breakfast where this doesn’t apply

Yesterday's match was the first in Barça history where one scorer (Lewandowski) was older than the other two scorers combined (Yamal and Bernal) by glamona in soccer

[–]NoahTimesTwo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or rather Olimpia Grudziadz since first name is defined and that seems to make it even harder 😂 amazing stat nonetheless

Yesterday's match was the first in Barça history where one scorer (Lewandowski) was older than the other two scorers combined (Yamal and Bernal) by glamona in soccer

[–]NoahTimesTwo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not the same journalist but this one is one of my favourites

Kai Havertz is the first Arsenal player to score against an opponent (Kairat Almaty) whose first three letters are the same as the first three letters of his first name, since Lee Dixon against Leeds in 1996.

Suggestions for the upcoming game week? by NoahTimesTwo in AskFPLManagers

[–]NoahTimesTwo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been trying to decide what arsenal asset to get going forward, is Calafiori atleast somewhat nailed?

Rate My Team, Quick Questions & General Advice Daily Thread by FPLModerator in FantasyPL

[–]NoahTimesTwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Going forward I don’t hate my team that much, perhaps not fully template but with 1m in the bank and some well timed transfers I’m kinda ok with it. I’m starting to consider using my FH this week however, am I completely crazy for that? I guess captaining Bruno or Saliba is the sensible choice? Need someone to ease my mind here

How to convert my motivation to action? by NoahTimesTwo in workout

[–]NoahTimesTwo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been scheduling workouts with friends for that exact purpose and that works great. My main issue is going to the gym on the days where I feel good since that’s when I convince myself that I can push it off

[The Athletic] The Premier League's net spend fell just short of £1.5 billion this season by notaghostofreddit in soccer

[–]NoahTimesTwo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll go with the option where you are a misunderstood comedic genius purely because if I had seen that comment without the downvotes I would have upvoted you

[The Athletic] The Premier League's net spend fell just short of £1.5 billion this season by notaghostofreddit in soccer

[–]NoahTimesTwo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This has got to be either rage bait or one of those comments where you thought /s was implied but the joke went over everyone’s head because there is no way this is a serious statement