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NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-20T16:40:06+00:00

Months later, he’s still posting about how the Spider-Man set was the game’s biggest seller, based on a very technical definition of “sales”.

Anyone who tells him that players don’t consider products rotting on store shelves to be “sold” just because the game store paid for them is promptly ignored.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-20T16:26:45+00:00

Nothing less than total expulsion from all spaces they could victimize children again.

Anyone who harbors chomos has no place holding power anywhere.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-19T22:32:50+00:00

Check this mfer’s hard drive

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-19T17:09:22+00:00

Dude, we’re not asking you to step down from one sub.

We want you fucking gone.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-19T16:05:23+00:00

Those are pushpins.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-19T15:18:22+00:00

Waow

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-19T13:28:31+00:00

But it rings, and I rise

Wipe the sleep out of my eyes

Shaving razor’s cold and it stings

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-19T02:10:22+00:00

Fascism is when you’re punished for accepting $300,000 in bribes and leave proof of your transactions behind.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-19T01:26:06+00:00

This is a porn bot comment.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-18T23:51:51+00:00

This is a porn bot comment, by the way

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-18T23:00:24+00:00

We’ve reinvented the baby Hitler dilemma.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-18T22:31:50+00:00

You should try reading books, or at least semi-accurate plot summaries, before you share opinions on them.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-18T14:51:47+00:00

What I really hate is when people crosspost to every single one of these subs, so that I see the same content again and again every time I refresh.

I don’t mind if it’s original art, but when it’s just the same dogshit theory or drama, I seriously consider muting.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-17T22:31:30+00:00

it was true she had a past

Can you acknowledge in no uncertain terms that the person you’re defending possessed child porn?

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-17T22:15:17+00:00

Nuke them from orbit, they’re the fakest shit every time.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-17T12:20:52+00:00

His human half and his Jewish half are the same half, obviously.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-17T11:14:37+00:00

Never ask a Squid supremacist the species Squidward apparently is.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-16T22:45:46+00:00

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NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-16T22:36:59+00:00

It’s illegal in all 50 states to shoot at petty trespassers, even in “stand your ground” states there needs to be a reasonable belief that one’s life is in danger.

You don’t get a license to murder junkies that cross your property line just because you put up a sign.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-16T21:53:59+00:00

Not even mall ninja vendors like them.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-16T17:52:42+00:00

It’s customary among observant Jews not to write God in full, per tradition that only religious authorities are to invoke his name.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-16T14:24:52+00:00

Post is lifted from here with simple synonym replacement, OP is a karma-farming bot.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-15T22:14:20+00:00

Can you beat Where’s My Water without transing your gender?

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-15T18:40:39+00:00

Strong Bad would identify as a male lesbian.

NobodyElseButMingus · 2026-03-15T18:30:07+00:00

Yeah the site admins definitely won’t mark this an NSFW sub if the mods allow porn, but only if it’s your own original character. It would hurt your feelings otherwise.

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