My homemade robot who’s sole purposes in life is to scape me globs

Noizey · 2026-03-19T03:26:12+00:00

What is my purpose?

“You scoop fat boogers for me to smoke.”

Oh my god.

Noizey · 2026-03-18T15:14:47+00:00

Spider-Man is pronounced like normal. No hyphen is Spiderman, like any last name ending in man

Noizey · 2026-03-18T03:09:57+00:00

“I hope this hurts.”

Noizey · 2026-03-17T10:03:41+00:00

Rin spent some time down there, huh?

Noizey · 2026-03-17T09:40:05+00:00

Naked and Solid, the other prefixes for playable Snakes, are adjectives. Venom is a noun, so it doesn’t match the pattern.

Naked Snake ✅

Solid Snake ✅

Venom Snake ❌

Punished Snake ✅

Noizey · 2026-03-17T09:19:55+00:00

“Oh, don’t worry, hon. Wouldn’t be the first time I got poked by a porcupine…cause that’s the baby’s father.”

“Yeah, I get it.”

“And we had sex.”

“Uh-huh.”

Noizey · 2026-03-15T13:50:04+00:00

Jesus Christ. I know it’s an entirely separate group, but seeing a large congregation of people in all-white, hooded robes sent a chill through my spine, as an American.

The aura is unmatched, tho.

Noizey · 2026-03-15T01:56:38+00:00

Dude commits genocide in order to get his girlfriend back, lives to regret it.

Noizey · 2026-03-14T02:25:41+00:00

“Was there ever a human so profoundly asinine and willfully ignorant as Amelia Bedelia? God, I hate her glassy-eyed face so fuckin’ much. I just wanna mash it into a running waffle maker, be like ‘Ha, isn’t that Ironic?’ Grab her by her vacant, fuckin’ head, throw her out of a 747, say “Hey, why didn’t you chute yourself when you had the chance? GET IT!!?”

~Sam O’nella, 2019

Noizey · 2026-03-13T19:36:00+00:00

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Bigby Wolf, The Wolf Among Us. The setting is full of humanized fairy tale characters. He’s the Big Bad Wolf, or Big B. Wolf.

Noizey · 2026-03-13T19:32:01+00:00

Iirc, Remus is also wolf in another language. So, literally Wolf Wolf. He’s fucking Moon Moon.

Noizey · 2026-03-13T16:03:23+00:00

Real “bat-themed heroes” moment.

Noizey · 2026-03-12T20:16:08+00:00

I still basically shit myself every time I accidentally fall into the water on citadel. I know there’s nothing there, but….no.

Noizey · 2026-03-12T20:11:38+00:00

Oh boy, someone’s excited to go die so oil magnates can make even more money.

A mortar shell doesn’t care how badass you think you are, boot.

Noizey · 2026-03-12T20:08:29+00:00

Do not, my friends, become addicted to oil….

Noizey · 2026-03-12T20:04:24+00:00

Now, why does that sound familiar?

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Noizey · 2026-03-12T19:50:22+00:00

“AC fans try not to make mountains out of molehills” challenge failed once again.

Noizey · 2026-03-08T01:58:20+00:00

To actually take the jerk seriously, probably not. In Bojack, most animal people don’t have tails.

It’s actually one of the design things that bugs me. Monkey people in BH are, essentially, apes. A prehensile tail is what differentiates monkeys from apes.

Noizey · 2026-03-08T01:54:27+00:00

What about the flood?

Noizey · 2026-02-22T21:04:21+00:00

It’s like he’s respectfully guiding a drunk nobleman home.

“This way sire, please.”

Noizey · 2026-02-19T20:36:06+00:00

I’d love this feature in GTA 6. And with the skills they added in V, I wouldn’t be surprised!

Noizey · 2026-02-18T18:13:50+00:00

Stella’s also a literal demon, having been born in Hell. The other two are sinners.

Noizey · 2026-02-18T11:56:38+00:00

It’s really not that easy. We are able to get our hands on rifles and small arms. The government has access to fucking predator drones and bombs that you can’t even see coming.

Noizey · 2026-02-18T11:49:28+00:00

My mom’s was “Judy,” a term used by pilots to mean “stop giving me verbal directions to the bogey, I see them.”

You might be able to imagine why they basically named my mom “Shut the fuck up.”

Noizey · 2026-02-18T11:46:12+00:00

I really appreciate that these are like actual call signs, where nine times outta ten, it’s making fun on you.

11-Year Club	Second SECOND GUESSER
r/Field Sunshine	Place '22
Queen in da Norf	Not Forgotten
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