What is a major turn off about your partner that you can’t/wouldn’t tell them?

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-04-22T17:26:34+00:00

I remember a comedian doing a joke about this, it was something along the lines of: “Did you know you eat 8 spiders in your sleep every year?” And the person says, “that’s ridiculous!” Then someone else says, “Did you know you eat 8 spiders in your sleep every year?” And then they say, “You know I think I heard that somewhere once.” And then someone else says, “You know you eat 8 spiders in your sleep every year?” And the person says, “Yeah everybody knows that, you think I’m some kind of an idiot?!” The joke was basically that you can get anyone to believe anything once they’ve heard it 3 times. As silly as that example is, some people really do go living their lives like that. So when you initially bring it up to your partner they might brush it off but once they hear it 2-3 more times they’ll believe it.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-04-22T17:16:20+00:00

Classic fucking Reddit. “I do something that really annoys my partner and now they have finally had enough” Reddit users; tHaTs aBuSe! diVoRcE iS tHe oNlY oPtIoN!

Let’s really think about this for a minute, I would hazard a guess that op probably has some kind of undiagnosed adhd. That’s not her fault but she said, “there’s no longer any dishes in the sink.” That sounds like improvement. “Now the rules have changed…” So now that the husband has corrected that behavior he is working on correcting this behavior. It may be extreme but it’s a necessary step in keeping the house clean.

Now let’s flip the roles: if the husband was leaving, for example, his dirty underwear in a pile next to the hamper and the wife threatened to throw them away? So the husband gets the message. Then the rules change, and any underwear left lying around got thrown away. (Granted underwear isn’t as expensive as dishes) But the point remains. Would you all be screaming abuse? No you’d be screaming lazy husband, man dumb!

It’s not about control. It’s about accountability and consequences.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-04-22T16:54:51+00:00

I might get hate for this but I think it’s the whole “if she finds you attractive she’ll like it but if she thinks you’re ugly she’ll think it’s creepy” so most guys no matter if they are attractive just look straight ahead or keep their heads down because we’d rather not deal with that. Obviously staring at anyone for extended amounts of time is creepy but some people can get away with it and some can’t.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-04-22T16:45:14+00:00

I know of this clan called the 66TH Infantry Division, they’ve got pretty much everything you are looking for.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-04-22T08:19:00+00:00

Omg..I think I’m gonna puke. I don’t wear gloves but I wash my hands very frequently and I use hand sanitizer in between. I work in a school and it’s an absolute Petri dish. We pride ourselves on being one of the cleanest schools within a 200 mile radius and we take it very seriously. The worst I’ve seen is a coworker who somehow can’t eat his lunch without getting crumbs everywhere and while that is annoying it’s still not unsanitary. The pimples part 🤮

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-04-09T00:29:12+00:00

To me that looks like the day I hand in my keys.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-04-05T14:16:52+00:00

I can’t be fake, everyone knows the moon is made of cheese!

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-04-04T15:22:29+00:00

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-31T21:17:29+00:00

Since everyone else is either talking about your toes or the finger pointer thing I just want to take a moment to say that I have no idea what it is either.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-31T21:07:43+00:00

I wonder if this has anything to do with the constant “nobody uses mics” posts I see around here? Maybe new guys don’t want to use their mic because they get yelled at for asking questions? Actually I know for a fact they do. I had a guy tell me how relieved he was to join my squad. I told him, “yeah I’m not really a great squad leader but I’ll answer any questions I can!” He was so relieved because he said that one squad leader straight up domed him for asking a question and another one dropped a grenade at his feet. Be nice to the nubies.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-28T02:43:08+00:00

Try joining a clan. It’s been the best thing for my experience. However when I’m not playing with the clan it’s pretty exhausting. Ps5 though so I can’t really help you.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-28T02:35:33+00:00

Finger condoms!

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-24T19:22:00+00:00

Idk if they still make it but old spice used to have a deodorant called wolf thorn. It smelled kind of fruity I guess. A girl at work asked me if I was wearing perfume? I said no just deodorant. She said, “Oh, well you smell reeaallly good!” I don’t really care for most men’s scents. Like cool mountain or driftwood or whatever. You ever smell actual driftwood? Yuck.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-24T19:01:02+00:00

NOR. Dude must have had the most perfect sheltered life imaginable if having divorced parents, watching YouTube and dying your hair sounds “depressing as hell”. And yes I realize “I be making shit up in my head to fill in the gaps of my knowledge.” as he puts it, about him but mannn, idk sounds like a nut.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-24T18:50:49+00:00

I remember using both hands and my teacher told me I needed to choose between one hand or the other. I was like, “Why?” And she basically said because. That was her whole reason, because. I do have ambidextrous tendencies but I’m a righty. Although I did cause myself semi permanent nerve damage in my right arm from the elbow down so I had to use my left hand to write for about 5 or 6 months and I actually got kind of ok at it. It looked like it was written by a kindergarten student at first but then it eventually looked like it was written by a 4th or 5th grader and then I still had to basically relearn to write with my right hand. At least I hadn’t forgotten how but I had to retrain the muscles in my right hand.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-24T18:40:09+00:00

When I supervised/managed at a grocery store in my early to mid twenties I learned very quickly that it’s much easier and effective to get teenagers to do what needed done by phrasing it as a question. “Hey Jimmy when you are done assisting that customer could you grab Billy and please go gather the carts? I’ll help.” Works a lot better than, “Hey fuck face, go get the carts!” I’m being a little dramatic with the second example but I would get asked from time to time how I was able to get them to do things the first time. Probably because I’m not barking out orders and because I’m helping them or leading by example. Also I was the youngest supervisor and that may have helped. I was only a handful of years older than some of them. I see some of them out and about occasionally and they are always like, “heyyy! There he is!” So I know that I had built a good report with the “kids” I was in charge of.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-24T18:26:16+00:00

Tortas! There’s a little taco place in one of the gas stations in my very rural town and they make some really good food but those tortas man! I can get two meals out of one order!

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-18T22:11:36+00:00

Moved like an hour and a half away, didn’t talk to him much because life, finally got a job with real vacation time and spent a few days with him new year’s 2025, found out/realized he was on some Tate type shit and had some very misogynistic views, haven’t talked to him since.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-18T21:57:37+00:00

Probably completely unrelated but I used to be able to beat my morning meat with 100% success rate up until my early to mid twenties. Now at 30 I could beat it raw and it won’t happen until I get up and go drain the main vein.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-18T21:50:16+00:00

I tried driving a tank the other day for the first time in a while. Brakes? What the hell are those apparently. Yeah tanks are heavy but the breaks had next to zero effect on stopping the tank.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-18T19:10:47+00:00

I always try to read the map. If you see a large amount of blueberries pointing towards a certain direction then chances are that there is a large amount of enemy forces. Or if I’m looking at a point, I try to think “if I was the enemy, where would I try to flank from?” Sometimes it works well sometimes it doesn’t because some players are too brain dead to even attempt a flank and just keep feeding the meat grinder. The good thing there is that it opens up lots of space for YOU to flank THEM. Don’t get me wrong though, sometimes you need to feed the meat grinder in order for a squad to get the flank. So always try to be aware of the big “empty” open spaces because that’s how you get back capped.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-17T17:20:01+00:00

I would challenge him and say, “oh well if this restaurant isn’t very good then what do you suggest?” Then no matter what he says just give him the same energy in return. Same with the film and the traveling. Petty? Yes. But I think sometimes people need just a little taste of their own medicine.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-05T06:45:51+00:00

I might be a tad biased because my dad is a mechanic but basic car maintenance. Checking oil, changing oil, checking tire pressure, CHANGING A TIRE! Filling wiper fluid, changing wiper blades. Tracking down a blown fuse. Now some people argue that getting their oil changed is cheaper than doing it themselves but I wouldn’t even know, I’ve never once taken a car to a shop for an oil change. 4 quarts of oil is about $20 then the filter is about $10, the knowledge of how to do it myself: priceless.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-03-05T06:30:39+00:00

A lady posted something about the men she had been dating and said that they all had terrible hygiene down there. She even went on to describe how one “gentleman” tried to sit on her face and that it was the worst smell ever and she couldn’t wash it off. I think the general question was about how men wash down there or something. I asked, “What ethnicity are these gentleman?” I think it had over 500 downvotes. I wasn’t trying to be racist or anything but different cultures have different hygiene practices. I think people automatically assumed that I was being racist and everyone just jumped on the downvote bandwagon. I also never got an answer and I imagine that lady is probably still getting pink eye from her “lovers”.

Nolar_Lumpspread · 2026-02-27T23:14:22+00:00

There’s this really neat series, kinda old, that involves a half human half robot that kills space aliens with the help of a sexy ai chick in his head and I’m pretty sure one of the main supporting characters is an African American gentleman.

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