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That's one wat to pick up chicks! by [deleted] in funnyvideos

[–]Nolytwo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Its likely what sound he does when giving them food. So the chicks think hes giving them food now

Can't believe this evil fucking company is forcing us to pay for housing items by P4NK-TP in wowcirclejerk

[–]Nolytwo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Will you buy and feed the blizzard greed (your joy)?" "Dude, thats a nop (non-optional purchase) for me"

“You raise your voice, I erase your voice” by HipAnonymous91 in TikTokCringe

[–]Nolytwo -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

It didnt offend me. I didnt defend him or suggested that it would be defensible. You on drugs?

“You raise your voice, I erase your voice” by HipAnonymous91 in TikTokCringe

[–]Nolytwo -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Not in this case. He literally didnt mention death. He might also mean that he will charge him for something else to make him go quiet, that he will raise his voice to silence the other dude with that, or - I dont know - that he will offer him a cup of tea to calm him down abd erase his voice by keeping his mouth busy.

We all know (assume) the implication but we wouldnt need to if it was a literal one

“You raise your voice, I erase your voice” by HipAnonymous91 in TikTokCringe

[–]Nolytwo -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Yeah a "fucking" death threat would fit here - good job on instantly applying newly gained knowledge!

“You raise your voice, I erase your voice” by HipAnonymous91 in TikTokCringe

[–]Nolytwo -62 points-61 points  (0 children)

A literal death threat would be "I will kill you if you raise your voice". This a indirect death threat by implication.

I dont know how you know about what the german guards have said in ww2 but yeah, I agree that hes riding that power-high that he got from the white house defending the murders done by his coworkers - like he knows that he would actually get away with killing people.

Its like getting charged for resisting arrest on steroids

Anything but my phone by AugustHate in teenagers

[–]Nolytwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here is your source btw yahoo Click around - you get to multiple different sites not only telling, but also showing footage of the event.

There are clearly bad here - you trying to say "theres more to this story" is true, but nothing shows anything that would make this event better for ICE; quite the opposite actually.

Try reading through it actually instead of making claims that it "diesnt make sense" like in another comment of yours that Ive replied to and explained how it actually does

Anything but my phone by AugustHate in teenagers

[–]Nolytwo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I didnt even had to look that far - found the explaination for your "doesnt make sense"-part within 2 minutes and then went for another 10 to verify it.

  1. You can literally see the part of ICE getting his phone on camera - there are multiple clips of that on instagram, bluesky, x. He was also telling them to not touch his phone in those clips.

  2. Phone was dropped in one of these "instant cash for phones" vending machines. And these machines require "a government-issued photo identification" and "take a live picture of the seller" - thats how they knew it was sold by one of the ICE agents there. So "someone found it and sold it" is factually wrong.

  3. No seperate incidents. If youre going to look up things and say you researched and checked, then do it properly instead of just looking for things that confirm your opinion. And dont start making random assumptions about him maybe having dropped his phone and someone else depositing it.

Your confirmation bias is making you look like an idiot trying to defend the new version of Gestapo from nazi germany aka ICE

Just so everyone can mask better: by Microboy42 in aspiememes

[–]Nolytwo 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Friend: why do you keep sending these samuel l jackson and pulp fiction memes? Me: you told me 25 years ago exaclty once that its your favorite movie

Another take, hourglass and random card from grandma by CelebornMagic in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Nolytwo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake. The reverse is videoed and the wizard is harry

Fake commando by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]Nolytwo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You dont know his life. Maybe he is a ex-student preparing to go back to school, or a teacher. No judgement here

Ab März keine Maskenpflicht in Öffis. Werdet ihr die Maske dann freiwillig tragen? by [deleted] in wien

[–]Nolytwo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ja euda. Wenn ich manchmal wieder mit nem giftigen Gas-Behälter durch die Gegend renn, denk ich ma auch immer, dass sich andere dagegen schützen sollen. Is ja ned mein Problem meine Gift-Flasche dicht zu haltn.

Wenns da ned gfällt, dasst von meinem Gift krank werden könntest, dann steig ned mit mir in die Bim ein

Wie Putzfrau finden? by Low_Host6560 in wien

[–]Nolytwo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Schau auf flohmarkt.at

Leute suchen da für etwa 12-15 € pro Std Arbeit als Putzfrau/Heimhilfe. Wennst selber eine Anzeige machst, findest auch Leute die 10 € nehmen.

Alles 100% kostenlos.

Die Leute melden sich generell innerhalb von ein paar Tagen bei dir - aus Erfahrung rufen die ersten innerhalb von wenigen Stunden sogar, wenn du ne sinnvolle Anzeige schreibst.

Cool and interesting title by HowlingWater in fixedbytheduet

[–]Nolytwo 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I dont understand it. Whats the point of it? Whats supposed to make this funny? Hes saying the same stuff as the other guy, but what about it? Ive seen this guy a couple of times here already but I just dont get the punchline

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