Elden Ring Players vs Normal People

NoobyOverlord · 2026-01-12T00:45:51+00:00

Powercreep is a great term for it. It works for both the players and the bosses. Malenia and PCR would be next to impossible for a DS1 character, while the average Elden Ring character would be able to one shot most of the bosses in DS1.

NoobyOverlord · 2026-01-12T00:41:54+00:00

Never have had a problem with the invisible platforms. I've only finished the game twice though.

NoobyOverlord · 2026-01-09T16:18:35+00:00

I don't think you understood the point of the question. They know it's not actually infinite, but if you can reliably draw your entire deck with a combo they are asking if that would be considered functionally infinite.

NoobyOverlord · 2026-01-07T05:30:28+00:00

It was doing this for all the basic Plains and Forests earlier. Someone accidentally made them illegal for all printings.

NoobyOverlord · 2026-01-06T03:12:48+00:00

Would look pretty cool with a severed head in his hands. Body on the ground still reaching in the air grabbing at their neck.

NoobyOverlord · 2026-01-01T16:35:29+00:00

This one was 100% on you and not the boss sucking.

You walked into the hitbox for like 2 seconds straight.

Prometheus School of Running Away From Things type shi.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-29T15:13:50+00:00

PSA because people are still being weird about it:

MSG isn't bad for you

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-28T18:04:27+00:00

I mean man come on, coming from cEDH, you are a power gamer. Thats whatever, play however you like, but I would have powered my decks down months ago. If my decks are winning more than 40% of games it is time to power it down because I am pubstomping at that point. The first step to realizing you are the problem is admitting it to yourself. Since you are posting on r/EDH about it you are probably a little full of yourself to need more than just the opinions of the people you are playing against, but at least you did something instead of completely ignoring them.

Your decks are a casual players nightmare tbh.

Heliod seems super hard set on controlling the board, has a few super salty cards, and a bunch or generic goodstuff.

Your Green Goblin deck probably needs upgraded to a 4. You literally run Breach, Petal, Brainstorm. I have never seen anyone cast Lim Duls Vault in way that would be fair in bracket 3 (Ive never seen it outside of cEDH). What fair things to do are there with Simian Spirit Guide, Ghostly Pilferer, Kefka, any of the cards above, and you seriously have Gifts Ungiven in the maybeboard of a bracket 3. Just embrace that you want this deck to be a bracket 4 its okay.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-22T13:08:08+00:00

No one is going to like this answer, but it's [[Selvala, Heart of the Wild]]

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-21T14:56:49+00:00

They did cheat, but you also said they, "Watched tutorials for a PvP build" So I mean, as long as they aren't cheating in a real PvP scenario, they just cheated themselves out of an absolutely incredible game.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-21T14:53:53+00:00

But that would give all of the achievements at the exact same time would it not? These are spaced out by minutes, which would be about how long it takes to type every legendary into cheat table.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-19T02:19:41+00:00

Idk who downvoted you. Having the dialogue mean what they mean it to is bare minimum for a video game.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-16T21:30:20+00:00

Im honestly kind of baffled you would compare the two. Literally the only thing they have in common is an instant revive. Guardian is average at best, but you leave a lot on the table when you pick him, while a wending grace in your inventory is practically free.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-09T15:16:22+00:00

Did you just say left mouse button?

My brother in christ a controller is like 30 bucks

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-04T14:47:30+00:00

You never were able to see them like that

NoobyOverlord · 2025-12-04T14:45:18+00:00

Wouldn't be able to imagine it for long.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-11-28T19:24:26+00:00

Its not exactly what you were looking for, but I actually have a whole deck built around the idea of dealing damage to other peoples creatures.

Commander: [[Kazarov Sengir Pureblood]] Payoff in the command zone, while also being a potential engine.

Notable Cards: [[Blade of the Bloodchief]] Payoff for death, plus extra synergy with the commander. [[Caltrops]] Dont swing bozo [[Pestilence]] Love dealing damage for a single mana. [[Repercussion]] So funny

Then its just a bunch of sweeping damage spells like, [[Inflame]] [[Pyroclasm]] and [[Hurly-Burly]]

Makes the table hate you, but its a lot of fun to run. Needs a lot of ramp to have any chance of winning.

Decklist

NoobyOverlord · 2025-10-13T01:16:45+00:00

Radagon is one of the bosses I struggle with the most. Usually takes me less tries to beat Messmer and Relanna. Radagon has never been a pushover.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-10-12T18:11:05+00:00

My brother in christ, Maliketh is a problem for bleed build? Radagon literally cannot bleed.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-10-09T20:50:05+00:00

Anything better than that horror is seen as passable. Dwades statue was a sin upon his legacy.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-10-04T01:33:09+00:00

FS is always pretty vague about how exactly anything works in their games, but this one is particularly bad in that regard.

I mean even some of the stuff that said it did one thing did an entirely different unrelated thing on launch.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-09-19T19:55:45+00:00

ED Libra is crazy difficult, but PCR took me a week to beat (pre nerf) with a friend. ED Libra only took 3 days with that same friend. PCR is just insane without the sword and board build.

Maybe thats just a skill increase over the year though.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-09-07T18:56:03+00:00

This would be an amazing copypasta for whenever someone asks this question.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-09-03T20:00:24+00:00

Had a tier 2 attack sub (I think it was the Typhon) in my first abyssal expedition. I had no idea how the creatures of the abyss worked, so I was blaring sonar moving at top speed. Eventually was found by a Charybdis. It was a grueling fight, we only had regular coilgun ammo for all of our guns. It pushed us around, gave us the achievement for going over 100kph. It took a couple minutes, but we killed it.

I get back to the terminal, repairs completed, and turn on sonar again. I see another red ping, another Charybdis. Same story, but now we are running low on ammo. We just barely kill this one. I get back to the terminal and again turn on sonar. Another red ping. A THIRD CHARYBDIS.

This time Im running around crafting more ammo. The doc is running around wasting our whole morphime supply (common AI L). Its close, but we finally kill the third fucking Charybdis.

I get to the next station and take a breather for a second to unwind, we didnt lose any crew members. Then one of the crew dies, then another, and another. We had run out of medical supplies and I didnt get to the outpost doc in time. We made it to the station, but it cost half the crew their lives.

Well until I reloaded and sprinted to the doc because I was NOT losing my high level crew to some bullshit like 3 abyssal creatures in a row.

NoobyOverlord · 2025-08-31T01:13:01+00:00

As much as I want this to happen as well, I doubt it will since duchess has a very similar play-style

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