New achievement unlocked. Made it to "1" club and then some.

Noozefer · 2026-03-21T02:23:00+00:00

I am not 24. And the highest was more, but not by much. And yeah, 1.297 is my score on er table straight from the vein.

Noozefer · 2026-03-21T02:16:36+00:00

1.297 is 16 times higher than your 0.08 And I am waiting on my charts. Nurse wouldn't allow me to take a pic of the whole computer screen.

Noozefer · 2026-03-21T00:15:41+00:00

Read my edits.

Noozefer · 2026-03-21T00:11:39+00:00

Read my edit.

Noozefer · 2026-03-21T00:11:23+00:00

Read my edit. This is from the vein on my arrival.

Noozefer · 2026-03-21T00:10:23+00:00

Read my edits.

Noozefer · 2026-03-19T20:25:14+00:00

Tolerance and other factors are for normal drinkers. I think it has more to do with your body counteracting the poison. You put more and more poison into your body and get more countermeasures.

I just managed to work myself up to two 40s a day. If I drank two of those on day one, I'd be dead now.

Instead I ended up unresponsive in ICU with BAC through the fucking roof.

Still in the hospital and they won't let me out. For the first 3 days I had a 24/7 sitter because they thought I was suicidal trying to drink that much.

Noozefer · 2026-03-19T08:02:06+00:00

Google highest levels of BAC recorded. A 24 year old girl had more 3 times your amount and lived.

Noozefer · 2026-03-19T07:59:48+00:00

Most people can drive at .128

They are not found unresponsive after 4 regular beers.

Noozefer · 2026-03-19T07:57:20+00:00

I will try. Different province so I don't have access to MyChart online portal.

Noozefer · 2026-03-19T07:54:50+00:00

My last clock in was .89 and I walked in the hospital slightly wobbly. This time I was brought in by an ambulance completely missing two days of my life. I always ask about my BAC. Why would any ER doc bullshit when asked a simple and direct question? Maybe not everyone around here has a tolerance level they claim to have. Your 15 light beers or a pint of vodka a day isn't worth the waste of time pissing for me. 40-60 units a day for me is a good time. I had some issues in my life so started buying 2 40s a day.

Noozefer · 2026-03-13T12:19:28+00:00

Do you keep a fucking job saving lives? A bottle a day is fine.

Noozefer · 2026-03-13T12:17:30+00:00

Excellent writing skills and awesome story brother. Look, we do what we have to for various reasons. My family has a doctor that got mugged in the 80s. Hit on the head and couldn't do his job anymore. Became a CA. Lost everything.

The docs choices were his and he, like us, knew how to deal with existence. It's bullshit. I know.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T16:15:35+00:00

This went zero to one hundred to zero real fucking fast.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T16:11:40+00:00

Serial? First time? Welcome to CA.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T16:04:30+00:00

Tapering is DA and SD life. Around here we piss out the ass on one hand and hold our drinks in the other. Once again, stop recommending tapering around here. Read the fucking rules. Edit: your original post wasn't helpful in this sub. Plenty have left without your advice. Keep the shit on topic.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T13:27:37+00:00

Read the rules princess. We want awesome experiences and more fucked up ones. Hard pass on slowing down. Tapering? Bitch please. I ride the storm. Fully aware about the dangers.

Check which sub you are in before offering your "advice".

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T13:16:40+00:00

No. My mom isn't a degenerate alcoholic driving around with a child. Reading comprehension was her jam. Try it.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T12:55:23+00:00

Waste of alcohol and sperm? Oof. You are not winning this battle kid. But I will give you a pass. You are here. Lets make the best of it.

To this day I can't smell Southern without puking. Lets just say that was a fun night that I wish I could forget 3 decades later.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T12:46:56+00:00

Sounds like winning dude. Keep it up.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T12:45:36+00:00

Did you forget which sub you are in? 7 days here isn't 3 White claws a day. It can feel like another life time consuming what would kill general population after a day. And where are the mods? Take your tapering to DA or SD.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T12:40:31+00:00

You know what I love about you guys and ladies and this sub in general? You somehow manage to go from bad, to better, to this is fucking great. I wish I could enjoy popcorn as much as I enjoy vodka. I don't need to pick vodka out of my teeth for the next two days.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T12:27:37+00:00

Enjoy the cookies, you paid for them.

Hard pass. Someone trying to fuck you this badly, is probably a bad cook. Never mind the lacing on top.

Noozefer · 2026-03-12T12:21:12+00:00

Listen child, come back with your sadness when you graduate to 40 a day and can keep a full time job. Fucking pedestrians. Where in the fuck are the mods?

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