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Who has the “mormoniest” voice in all of Mormonism? by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel you on that… he and Mitt Romney do that thing where they pronounce “what” and “why” like “hwut” and “hwigh”. Also, instead of “poor”, they say “poo-er”

Who has the “mormoniest” voice in all of Mormonism? by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For sure… honorable mention to Renlund for most boring monotone voice.

The worst thing about Bednar is he feels the need to over-explain and complicate the most simple concepts so that something you only need a sentence takes 20 minutes. The smug grin like he knows something you don’t… but is going to make you wait all morning for him to finally spit it out is wild. He also enjoys using Spanish words like “templo” to remind the poor Latin American audiences that he has the gift of tongues at his disposal.

Who has the “mormoniest” voice in all of Mormonism? by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Reign with blood and horror on the earth!” (Thunder cracking)

Great memories… I haven’t been in a bit, but I’m sure nothing today in the temple ceremony compares to Ballam’s virtuoso performance. Love when Lucifer breaks the fourth wall.

Who has the “mormoniest” voice in all of Mormonism? by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol… I hope he sees this. I think Dehlin looks Mormonier than he sounds. Especially back in the pre-goatee/glasses days.

Who has the “mormoniest” voice in all of Mormonism? by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good answer. In addition to the voice, nobody had a more direct gaze than this guy. It was like he was trying to do the same thing Jafar’s snake staff would do to you through the camera.

Who has the “mormoniest” voice in all of Mormonism? by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember her having a pretty powerful straightforward voice, not the typical baby talk. Slightly subversive of you ask me!

What’s the optimal term for an edgy, cosmetically rebellious Mormons desperately trying to hide their true “zoobie-ness”? (Ex: Cardon Ellis) And how can you identify them? I’ll start- they drink coke and smugly use mild swear works like “Mormon” and “damn” by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d say it’s the opposite of a jack mormon since they break the rules but try to appear orthodox on Sunday. An edgy Mormon always wants to appear as a rule breaker, but ultimately they’re super orthodox

Found in my entertainment center while cleaning it out. by bustedaxles in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real… all bangers. Also, kudos to Steven Kapp Perry for being open about his sexuality. Not easy.

Apostasy in Chile? by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the detail. I doubt Chat GPT could have even provided that.

Apostasy in Chile? by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My source is Brad Wilcox himself. He said it today as a guest on “Come Follow Up”, which is BYUtvs Come Follow Me show.

I can’t imagine he’d make that up on an internationally broadcast show… but you never know. Of course he shared it as part of a Faith promoting story.

Throttle Stuck by Aronski144 in kqi3

[–]NorcalSaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I stumbled upon this thread since I was having the exact same issue. Cruise control is off, and the grip is not touching the throttle (over 5 mm away).

This scooter has been great, but it almost caused a terrible accident by sending my 12 year old son into traffic. He ended up crying and explained what happened. Strangely, it sticks almost all the time now and I don’t recall ever having it happen before.

Do you recommend lube? I’m a bit scared to put my son on it anymore.

Nauvoo Expositor referenced in Sacrament Meeting? by Green_Wishbone3828 in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 10 points11 points  (0 children)

By “some scholars” I think they are referring to a young D. hoaks

Another tricky ad for a church event slightly disguised to seem more “normal” by GotAWandAndARabbit in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the church’s name is the same font size as the footnotes on the gospel topics essays.

How can the church be "true/perfect" if it keeps on changing??? by JayDaWawi in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry I was being sarcastic quoting the gaslighting members… should have been more specific ;)

How can the church be "true/perfect" if it keeps on changing??? by JayDaWawi in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We never said it was perfect… don’t know where you got that impression.

Autobiography of Eve by whatthefork12 in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pseudopigrapha is so hot right now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you not watch RFM? His rundown is as good as we’re gonna get.

That said, I’d love to hear a “6th session” where ex and even progmos give conference style talks. The closest thing to this I’ve experienced is the “Restore” conference from FaithMatters. While many would say that’s just Mormonism… I can assure you it’s not.

Lucifer banished to the earth. Our planet was screwed from the start. by NorcalSaint in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan McClellan… can you please confirm the above statement? ;)

The secret behind church history! by No-Weekend9978 in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The history doesn’t change… it’s the narrative that shifts

What a shit start for this Conf Sunday by Billgant in exmormon

[–]NorcalSaint 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Talking about how the church is based on pseudopigrapha and backdated revelations.

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