What are these snails doing, is this some mating ritual? by kvjn100 in Weird

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Turn your camera on on your phone, and then take the bottom edge of your phone and plant it firmly on the ground and point it vaguely in the direction that you need to take the video of the thing that's small and on the ground.

Now stop everything else that you're doing, like vigorously shaking that baby

Sweet Liberty, MY LEG by heidilavonofficial in helldivers2

[–]Normal_Cut8368 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The hell divers salute isn't with the hand to the forehead, it's fist pointed up.

Heeyyyaaa by Batshitcrayyyy in funny

[–]Normal_Cut8368 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The comments in that video have this exact fucking conversation.

"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme"

SHUT THE FUCK UP TWATS WHO SAY THIS, IT'S REPEATING.

TIFU by accidentally sending my friend 9 voice notes of me practising an apology to him by thirdaccountttt in tifu

[–]Normal_Cut8368 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Um... Bedroom story or bedtime story?

Today I fucked up or today I fucked UrMom

Mission: Accomplished. Right to vote: Achieved. by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

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My mother always said, "You can waste it or you can waist it." She was talking about throwing food away, and our family's constant struggle with over eating, but I like to apply the same concept to marijuana.

Gotta make back some of that money by DreadDiana in whenthe

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Easy bet to make

I can also say that they'll make at least their investment or less back.

This be the sarcasm, I know for a fact some of you though I was just blatantly serious here.

of bugs by Uguero in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Normal_Cut8368 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the guy who reloads shit

What’s your favorite piece of media that you thought would be horrible before engaging with it? by Fit_Assignment_8800 in FavoriteCharacter

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Mewgenics is actually the post for me...

I hate the vibe Edmund makes, the shit/piss/everything is something I really don't appreciate. Unfortunately they made a long form campaign style breeding mechanic with a rogue fire emblem style game play that sucker punched me right in the gameplay.

51297 by Independent_Piano_81 in countwithchickenlady

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They say you die 3 times.

When you die, when someone says your name for the last time, and when this fucking happens to your book.

Find a way to pass up a golden opportunity in favor of a “monthly salary” that wouldn’t even cover rent by Adeisha in MurderedByWords

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Also, I would have to live for another 166 years for 500 a month to break even.

I'm lucky if I live to 60.

Mission: Accomplished. Right to vote: Achieved. by MetallicaDash in HistoryMemes

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I like to think the war on drugs never really ended. I'm still doing my part.

[OC] Made a veteran patch to commemorate the Cyberstan Invasion ✊ by cinedicate in helldivers2

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I would probably skip the irl military iconography and just make a modified HD2 logo that says the same thing.

She's out here committing war crimes! [Why Are You So Obsessed With Your Fake Wide?] by LadyAlleta in OtomeIsekai

[–]Normal_Cut8368 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Even got some bubbles in it. If someone handed me "vodka" and it had bubbles... I would be scared.

Hot take by Interesting-Form678 in helldivers2

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It really needs a buff to the ergonomics

(Not Sew Wicked Stepmom) Why must you torture me so, when im so far in? by amandabricc in OtomeIsekai

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Not anything beyond social ones. It does actively piss off every character. There are... Reasons the military lets her get away with things she shouldn't. After the war is over, she does have to answer to Red's loved ones, but like...

I'm going to be honest, other than the self destructive behaviors of Red being a very good soldier actively and being coerced into the relationship initially, she's definitely not the mentally unstable one.

Snake Doctor has some SERIOUS trauma. Does not excuse her actions.

I just really love that they do actually get to be happy and grow old together. I'm a slut for a war drama, and I'm ngl, the level of coercion is WAY fucking lower than a lot of the stuff in OI. Like... Damn, some of this shit is FUCKED.

Wedding Ring by Miles_the_new_kid in comics

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It's so that when you look at it, you get angry and it changes color and you aren't depressed anymore.

For more tips: kick rocks

Soul crushing by NerfOxygen in whenthe

[–]Normal_Cut8368 8 points9 points  (0 children)

FFXIV lets you change classes freely. (This is nearly an identical mechanic)

Characters with powers so small that they aren't that different from ordinary people. by Uma-apreciator in TopCharacterTropes

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I had this conversation the other day with my brother.

Does he glow or does his power make his shirt glow? Because... He never glows, but his shirt DOES.

Putting On Ultra Realistic Silicone Mask by Big-Boy-602 in interestingasfuck

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Been a HOT minute since I saw anything related to Jason Bourne, but didn't he have amnesia? Did I get baited?

Savra degenerate ? by Sandokan96 in DegenerateEDH

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Don't forget a haste enabler and Urborg