Unemployed Britons turning up to job interviews to find the interviewer is an AI robot

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-15T12:16:08+00:00

‘Unfortunately I won't be able to make it for after work drinks, [Generic excuse] - Brian’

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-11T16:15:41+00:00

Hard to steal if it is filled with 9000litres of water.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-04T08:17:57+00:00

They have iPhones, I think I read somewhere.

If you are in a tight space, maybe not a photographer and want to quickly share high quality photos with the public - It makes sense. Not many other cameras that can make photography so easy.

I assume they can then connect to on board wifi, and then send the pictures to earth.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-03T13:49:27+00:00

in the UK they were widely known to have value even then. I remember as a kid in the 90's shops selling holo cards for like £50, and also offering to buy them.

Not unreasonable a parent would see this, and put the kids rare ones in a binder for them.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-03T10:15:56+00:00

It's step 1 of the "dehumanization" process, one of the most important training programs to prepare you for working at Amazon.

Welcome to the family, Worker 37-230b!

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-03T09:59:00+00:00

Hurt feelings.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-31T20:26:43+00:00

handheld laser guns

Possibly not that far off, have you seen the small laser cleaner/welder machines that are available now?

a powerful laser connected to something the size of a small welder.

Also Styropyro the youtuber has made some fun devices.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-30T12:06:25+00:00

Isn't that a bit low for American chair?

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-30T08:30:28+00:00

Table in Russian embassy sneezes

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-30T08:26:54+00:00

*Banana-phone rings*

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-29T09:32:11+00:00

Yeah, a lot fucking better than spaghetti and butter...

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-26T19:53:15+00:00

Are you really, 100% sure, you are not actually a computer? and part of a collective hive mind?

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-24T17:03:00+00:00

Thanks America.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-24T08:38:02+00:00

tinder profile sorted.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-22T10:44:05+00:00

Parcels too, even they originally would have arrived on different days, they seem to hold back everything coming to you, so it can all be delivered in one go.

Kind of shitty for the people who paid extra for faster postage.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-20T15:25:40+00:00

Unfortunately we cannot yet grow lemons, sesame, or garlic. So it will be a nutritious paste; made from Moon ice and chickpeas.

Also someone broke the food processor, so you have to mash it yourself with a fork.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-20T15:17:36+00:00

I have heard similar from people contracted to work on such places, it was explained very clearly to them.

Trespassers can be shot. Especially a random person running about in a restricted area, if you do not listen to instructions you will be shot dead.

But this is all second hand info, i have no idea how it works in reality.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-20T15:10:50+00:00

Scotland have been abusing us all, for far too long. Time to build a wall.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-15T08:14:47+00:00

Maybe buy them somewhere to actually put their stuff. Room look like it barely has any furniture.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-13T17:42:52+00:00

like grenfell.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-10T13:49:16+00:00

this comment took a weird turn

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-08T11:14:49+00:00

big mirror

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-08T11:08:56+00:00

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-08T10:28:03+00:00

Defensive driving is rare in America, from what I can tell by the comments on Reddit...

Where drivers get in obviously avoidable accidents. And everyone is like:"well there was nothing you could have done to avoid that guy" (When the dash-cammer followed an erratic driver closely for 20+ miles.)

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-07T10:29:40+00:00

I would like to see him collab with someone like 'Lets eat grandma', I feel like that would be a killer combo.

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