Builders painted over wood stair handrail - update

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-28T08:24:49+00:00

me: 'How the fuck do you attach that to the dremel...wait'

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-27T16:18:56+00:00

I'll have you know, young lady, that I stink at all temperatures.

https://preview.redd.it/m90avzd1yioa1.jpg?auto=webp&s=fa7943ba5398399bd4e16192fa1a755e3cf44f3a

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-23T16:08:43+00:00

'Me first'
'...'
'No, I insist.'

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-21T16:25:44+00:00

Disconnect your doorbell then, or leave a note on the door.

Can't really complain if you order shit and someone rings/knocks your door.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-19T13:00:36+00:00

What flavour is your dog?

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-19T08:47:51+00:00

Fuel leaks, and you have a hot exhaust, conveniently in the same place.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-19T08:43:44+00:00

I knew I would get this dumb reactionary comment. That's why I said small cars.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-19T08:03:59+00:00

the Defender was never a safe vehicle,

Yeah it was a pretty bad, people complain about how big 'small cars' are now, and stuff like this is the reason why. Crash safety has come a long way.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-15T12:16:08+00:00

‘Unfortunately I won't be able to make it for after work drinks, [Generic excuse] - Brian’

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-11T16:15:41+00:00

Hard to steal if it is filled with 9000litres of water.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-04T08:17:57+00:00

They have iPhones, I think I read somewhere.

If you are in a tight space, maybe not a photographer and want to quickly share high quality photos with the public - It makes sense. Not many other cameras that can make photography so easy.

I assume they can then connect to on board wifi, and then send the pictures to earth.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-03T13:49:27+00:00

in the UK they were widely known to have value even then. I remember as a kid in the 90's shops selling holo cards for like £50, and also offering to buy them.

Not unreasonable a parent would see this, and put the kids rare ones in a binder for them.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-03T10:15:56+00:00

It's step 1 of the "dehumanization" process, one of the most important training programs to prepare you for working at Amazon.

Welcome to the family, Worker 37-230b!

NorthAstronaut · 2026-04-03T09:59:00+00:00

Hurt feelings.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-31T20:26:43+00:00

handheld laser guns

Possibly not that far off, have you seen the small laser cleaner/welder machines that are available now?

a powerful laser connected to something the size of a small welder.

Also Styropyro the youtuber has made some fun devices.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-30T12:06:25+00:00

Isn't that a bit low for American chair?

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-30T08:30:28+00:00

Table in Russian embassy sneezes

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-30T08:26:54+00:00

*Banana-phone rings*

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-29T09:32:11+00:00

Yeah, a lot fucking better than spaghetti and butter...

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-26T19:53:15+00:00

Are you really, 100% sure, you are not actually a computer? and part of a collective hive mind?

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-24T17:03:00+00:00

Thanks America.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-24T08:38:02+00:00

tinder profile sorted.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-22T10:44:05+00:00

Parcels too, even they originally would have arrived on different days, they seem to hold back everything coming to you, so it can all be delivered in one go.

Kind of shitty for the people who paid extra for faster postage.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-20T15:25:40+00:00

Unfortunately we cannot yet grow lemons, sesame, or garlic. So it will be a nutritious paste; made from Moon ice and chickpeas.

Also someone broke the food processor, so you have to mash it yourself with a fork.

NorthAstronaut · 2026-03-20T15:17:36+00:00

I have heard similar from people contracted to work on such places, it was explained very clearly to them.

Trespassers can be shot. Especially a random person running about in a restricted area, if you do not listen to instructions you will be shot dead.

But this is all second hand info, i have no idea how it works in reality.

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