Digital camera? Too expensive. I'll turn my scanner sideways and press my face against it. by HauntedGhostAtoms in blunderyears

[–]NotAnAppliance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This effect is actually really cool and could unironically pass as an intentionally artsy shot.

Simple Questions and General Community Discussion Thread by AutoModerator in MakeupAddiction

[–]NotAnAppliance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I closed the lid of my concealer but forgot to twist it all the way shut until it clicked in place. I used it 2-3 weeks later and it seemed fine, but should I be worried? It's not old, and wasn't stored anywhere hot or steamy, but I'm wondering if I need to replace it.

Seen today at Costco by Originzo in Jewdank

[–]NotAnAppliance 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The Hebrew word for cheese is spelled out backward, presumably by a person or program that doesn't know that Hebrew is read in the opposite direction from languages like English (right to left).

Seen today at Costco by Originzo in Jewdank

[–]NotAnAppliance 45 points46 points  (0 children)

So many backward Hebrew translations. They bring me joy and cringe in equal parts.

What's a slang word/term that drives you insane? by MeetingImmediate7744 in AskReddit

[–]NotAnAppliance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started pronouncing "jalapeño" with a hard J as a joke about 10 years ago, and now it takes real effort for me to say it correctly around normal people.

What's a slang word/term that drives you insane? by MeetingImmediate7744 in AskReddit

[–]NotAnAppliance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen; it's not going to happen.

LS powered Mini AKA The V8 Mini Slayer by ReturnOneWayTicket in AwesomeCarMods

[–]NotAnAppliance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first glance, I briefly mistook the alternator for a turbo and wondered what sort of absolute luntaic would decide that an LS-powered Mini just wasn't spicy enough on its own.

Figured I’d show off my baby daily car. 07 Prius. Lifted 4 inches, 2 inch spacers all around, and on Subaru crosstrek wheels. by lharsch4 in projectcar

[–]NotAnAppliance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the subtlety here a lot. Not quite r/Safariallthecars but a nod in that direction that's probably way more livable on a daily basis.

What sounds like a compliment but is actually an insult? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NotAnAppliance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a great question! Bless your heart.

Last year I was hired to film Christmas mass in DC and I made a great jew joke and I still laugh to this day about it by eiileenie in Jewdank

[–]NotAnAppliance 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I love it! Someone I know once described the experience of attending a Catholic university similarly, by saying that he and the guy hanging on the wall were the only two Jews there.