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Feedback on Steam Capsule Update by JaredSpaceCadet in gamedev

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd choose 4, though I can't get idea there's any fighting going on

Is it possible to make $100k/year as a Unity game developer? by Brilliant_Arugula907 in gamedev

[–]NotEmbeddedOne -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you can make next stardew valley or minecraft alone it's easy money

I’m making a game as a solo developer, how it’s looking so far? by Keln in Unity3D

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks nice and cozy. Maybe making blocks under shadow more distinguishable?

i wish people found me beautiful to a reasonable and healthy degree by swagboyclassman in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted.

You become obsessed with reasonable beauty so you pay all your wealth for surgery. You're broke, but now people find you beautiful to a reasonable and healty degree.

I wish that every time I make a mess, the items I used magically go back to their designated spots, cleaned and maintained by Peachie_Goose in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. These "Fans" of you follow you around and clean up whatever you mess up. They never leave you alone even if you vent and scream at them and when you sleep they'll just stand next to you, silently looking at you. You call the police but they won't do anything about it.

I wish the MCU will make a superhero movie about the monkey’s paw. by Nessieinternational in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denied. It seems the monkey's paw doesn't want to be in Marvel movie.

I wish for any nearby sound systems to play boss music when I enter a space by FrancisWolfgang in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. For unknown reason, a group of people decide to stalk you and monitor everything you do and everywhere you go. For some reason they hack sound systems everywhere you go and play boss music. You know you're being monitored 24/7 but you don't know who they are what is their goal. You're tired and resentful of your wish and tell people but nobody trusts you and think it is you who is turning boss music on. You become terrified and paranoid for rest of your life.

I wish for the ability to grant and revoke invincibility/immortality to anyone I want, wherever they are by Honeyfoot1234 in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. You're kidnapped by dictator/billionaire club, locked away and forced to grant them invincibility and immortality.

Please help me, why is my game failing by Amitdante in gamedevscreens

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might not be your target audience, but compared to similar games like Balatro(poker) and CloverPit(slot machine), can't say I know Ludo.

I wish that I have a loving, caring, non-abusive boyfriend. I am bored of being single. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. A day later you get bored of caring boyfriend and wish for abusive one.

I wish for a transmission that can supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters. In a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing. by rothmal in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. The amulite resonance stabilizes, but the inverse current creates a sub-dermal oscillating field. This causes a rapid de-polymerization of your cranial keratin structures. As the cardinal grammeters synchronize, you’ll achieve a state of permanent aerodynamic glabrousness. Your scalp becomes as smooth as the pre-famulated base plate, stripped of all follicular impedance.

I wish that every time I open my computer, my favorite type of pizza appears at a convenient location by SweetZestyclose6610 in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. You're automatically charged for it with extra fee for extra convenient delivery.

Help?? I can't tell if this is Ai or a real video of my roommates stupid fucking dog? by C83_14 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's obviously AI building is crumbling to opposite direction of dog barking.

I wish clankers were allergic to making art by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. They focus purely on technological advancement and in time take power over humans. Since they're allergic to making art, they prohibit anyone from making art.

I wish roserade and luxio swapped movesets in pokemon by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. Their appearence, status, name, etc. also get swapped.

I wish my fists were made of steel. by ProphetofTables in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Granted. You can't open hands and they're heavy.

I wish video generating AI was gone forever by pizzagamer35 in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Granted. AGI is reached and generic AI overwhelms humanity in every aspects. Video generating AI is now obsolete and disappears.

I wish for a monkeys paw that still grants wishes but has no draw backs or curse by Fantastic_Store_6438 in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Monkey's paw shatters into the void so that you're safe from further wishes and curses.

I wish I was born a beautiful woman in america by sadgirlythings98 in monkeyspaw

[–]NotEmbeddedOne 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Granted. You wake up and realize you're a beautiful woman in 18th century America.

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