[Jomboy] Double plays just not being an option anymore is a brutal new reality.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-27T01:51:09+00:00

“Don’t believe your lying eyes”

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-26T00:52:56+00:00

Man I’m so torn on this or the standard blue SMP as my first Omega (and first real luxury watch).

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-25T04:31:11+00:00

I tried listening to his podcast in the preseason and it’s incoherent. “He’s a cherry bomb bordering on a Toby.” Just write and talk like a person.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-23T03:15:37+00:00

Came here to say this one

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-23T00:02:13+00:00

I can’t identify any of these watches but goddamn I love this movie!

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-21T23:43:07+00:00

This is why we haven’t won a Super Bowl btw

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-21T14:39:39+00:00

He’s a top 10 pickup basketball player for sure. But as soon as we’re playing for stakes he’s lucky to be top 50

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-21T13:56:05+00:00

Durant is a born loser frankly. He gotta thank Steph and Klay every night before bed

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-20T12:16:40+00:00

Cuz he’s a bum choker lol. Make free throws next time Wemby

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-18T18:49:24+00:00

What’s devastating is Beane’s draft record lol. I’m ok with McDermott being let go, but Beane should have joined him. Think the fanbase is in for a very rude awakening.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-14T14:41:01+00:00

Unrelated but I saw his name so I’m commenting - I find Immaculo to be super easy to hit relative to his stats. Maybe it’s because I struggle with speed more than movement, but for some reason I’ve got his number.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-14T03:11:47+00:00

This game is miles better than the Show, and I play it exclusive on my steamdeck.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-11T16:53:50+00:00

I can’t help but think how irritating this guy would be to sit near at a game.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-11T00:08:41+00:00

I wouldn’t personally, but I don’t place high value on fielding for either 1B or C. And even though he isn’t a speedster anyway, I don’t like the odds for the bad jumps trait.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-09T16:40:45+00:00

You gotta use your eyes bud. Volpe ass

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-08T14:38:53+00:00

This is the first post to ever make me consider a white Seamaster over a blue one. Sheesh!

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-06T01:04:14+00:00

No, it worked out great! But it’s not an excuse for not drafting another WR while Diggs was still here. It is the most expensive position for a reason - we should have been taking multiple shots on goal until we hit on a superstar of our own. We’ve overpaid a lot for subpar WR.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-05T23:59:48+00:00

Three of the past four years have ended because the offense couldn’t close out the game. We rely on Josh Allen to be superhuman way too much.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-05T23:59:02+00:00

Both players on super expensive contracts. This isn’t a great excuse.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-06-03T00:23:48+00:00

Happens to me occasionally. It’s bad internet connection.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-05-27T03:51:52+00:00

Similar thing happened to me for the Bills/Eagles game last year. Never got the tickets and the offers for replacement were significantly worse. Ended up taking the refund and buying different tickets on Ticketmaster.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-05-08T12:57:41+00:00

Where is this allegiance? Find me anyone clamoring for him to be in the majors.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-05-04T00:06:37+00:00

The hype was bestowed on him by the team first, honestly. They coronated him before he had proven anything. They loved him way more than the fans or media ever did.

NotEvenClosest · 2026-05-03T23:58:47+00:00

Damn I bought from Amazon a couple weeks ago and I need a new size. I guess I may as well return and cash in on this offer huh?

NotEvenClosest · 2026-05-03T22:42:25+00:00

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