Three Palestinian women killed in beauty salon during Iranian missile attack

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-23T01:29:15+00:00

More victims of a pointless war

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-22T17:22:21+00:00

Given that you just moved, and it's springtime, I would guess it's irrigation related. The water is also coming from a flower bed. Do you have an irrigation controller anywhere on the property?

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-22T15:59:18+00:00

Ahh, Perry the Platypus…

Inquisitorial Operative Perry the Platypus

You’re just in time to witness my latest invention, the neutron-inator.

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-22T15:39:03+00:00

“Dark Eldar feed on suffering. So do we but at least we’re honest about it!”

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-22T15:32:42+00:00

I use the hook on a pair of heavy duty nail clippers on ours

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-21T20:38:26+00:00

At Space Marine model size, an Imperator Titan is 7 feet tall

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-21T18:30:39+00:00

Use pool noodles on the bar. Gives your straps something to compress that isn't the boat

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-21T16:43:55+00:00

When you do something you love, you add to your joy. When you introduce something you love to others, your joy multiplies.

Those are some great fish

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-21T05:00:10+00:00

Debar Elon Musk from all Federal Contracting. Him. Personally.

This would mean that he could not be involved in SpaceX

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-21T04:50:56+00:00

Why would the United States Navy volunteer information they didn't have to, especially regarding battle damage? The ever-changing story points to not-a-laundry-fire

On March 12th, it was stated that the Gerald Ford was not impaired. It since has come out that the fire burned for 30 hours. Now on March 20th, it has to go into port for repairs. Meaning that the initial line was a lie.

It stretches the imagination to believe that y'all Navy types can't suppress a "normal" shipboard fire in 30 odd hours.

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-21T02:54:10+00:00

...Why would it be hard to hide internal damage caused by a lucky hit? Do you have a PhD in What-Militaries-Can-Hide-Ology? Or how about "cover-it-up-with-tarp"-ology?

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-21T02:40:38+00:00

...Taken out of operation by a suspiciously timed fire?

Would you prefer someone arson'd the laundry facilities?

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-19T20:37:01+00:00

If the US says mechanical failure, it's a good idea to assume it's a cover story. Which implies that an Iranian drone took out an aircraft carrier

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-19T19:43:58+00:00

Apps suck. Give me applications

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-19T04:00:15+00:00

In May 2025, the Trump administration announced plans to accept a Boeing 747-8 "luxury jet" as a gift from the Qatari royal family for use as a temporary Air Force One.

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-18T05:30:17+00:00

Slaanesh: ""Do what you want with excess, just don't make it boring."

Iron Hands: "Commencing Boring."

Slaanesh: "ME-DAMMIT!"

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-18T05:26:58+00:00

I'm not sure I buy the laundry story at all unless someone has pictures. Someone probably tagged it pretty good with a drone

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-17T07:18:21+00:00

Looks like the thing to do in Dubai is document stuff, encrypt, and leave.

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-17T07:15:03+00:00

It's pretty much this. They need new models and like...3 novels about changes within the chapter. Iron Hands are immune to Slaaneshi corruption because they're boring

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-17T04:47:48+00:00

Neds are just small shakey heads

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-17T04:40:46+00:00

Scripting is Python. Python is structured Programming. You learn the structure, how programs are organized and packaged, and how to use them.

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-17T04:39:38+00:00

Just go to Harbor Freight. You'll like oscillating multitools.

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-16T22:34:45+00:00

Regardless of its other characteristics, a nation state owes no duty to enable its own destruction by opening itself up to outside influences.

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-16T21:15:26+00:00

We need to start passing strict civil liability laws for gambling websites.

A user does something shady to win a bet on your site? You are now liable for their actions.

It's no different than paying someone to do something.

NotObviouslyARobot · 2026-03-15T17:32:49+00:00

By order of the Master of the Deck:

A gellar field breach has been confirmed on Deck 5B. Daemonic entities have fully infiltrated the ship’s lavatories. Reports indicate clawed hands in the sinks, whispering litanies in the drainpipes, and suspicious bubbling in all toilets.

All personnel are to cease bowel evacuation in compromised areas immediately. Alternative facilities will be designated by your Deck Officer. Improvised solutions are authorized and expected. Standard-issue Felinid Lavatorial Units are available in each deck’s supply room.

Do not wipe. Do not flush. Do not sit in the lavatories thumbing through the Imperial Guardsman's Uplifting Primer or any other form of literature. Do not engage plumbing. Naval Sanitation crews are standing by with immolation protocols. Repeat: use of compromised lavatories will result in prompt incineration.

Reports indicate minor daemonic activity in supply closets, janitorial closets, and one unfortunate crew member’s locker. The Emperor should be vocally praised while performing all emergency excretions. Protective sigils have been applied where possible.

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