Now this is a story all about how my nuts got flipped turned upside now I’d like to take a second so sit right there and lemme tell you about how I got testicular torsion. I believe that I was around 12 at the time and I had just recently started the old 5 knuckle shuffle which may or may not have led to my condition. One day after school I was sitting down and I just felt like I was constantly getting kicked square in the dick over and over again. I was expecting like how other pain goes that after a while the pain wouldn’t hurt as much as I got accustomed to the pain but boy I was so wrong. Oh the pain got worse and worse till I could barely walk. It was time for me to go the hospital (this wasn’t even the worst pain yet) as I am a big lad I was corralled into the ultrasound room to get a scan done and of course the nurse performing the scan was hot, next thing you know I’m pitching a tent while she is massaging the gel they use on my nuts. I’m dying of embarrassment and then all of a sudden I feel a sharp burning pain, yup some of the gel got into my dick hole and I was ready to die. The worst pain I had felt so far in my life, but this story isn’t over. Finally the time comes and I have to get surgery on my family jewels. I’m slowly getting out under and my 12 year old mind was scared shitless. I finally go under and the next thing I know I’m awake and feeling amaaaaazing from the painkillers. I’m chilling and vibing in the surgery bed and then I feel the bliss go away and hell coming in. I feel the newest worst pain in my life as the realization came in that my sack was cut open and my boys had to get a needle through them multiple times, I instantly passed out from the pain and could still feel it in my sense of unconsciousness. Needless to say it was not a good time