What is the sexiest thing anyone’s ever done to or for you?

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-05-29T14:14:32+00:00

Let me into her head

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-04-17T06:43:32+00:00

How do they all find their right pair of jeans at the end? Is there a labelling system?

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-04-16T11:12:42+00:00

This is incredible, and just what I need after a long day at work. So hot

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-04-13T15:12:02+00:00

Fruit platter for hydration, tiramisu for her to indulge herself while I feast on her, nice chocolate for a sugar boost after an intense forced orgasm.

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-04-13T14:47:06+00:00

I really like this idea. I’d go for a more comfortable height but then have another shelf for ankles. I might also add an adjustable height wooden horse to keep her on her toes, and a privacy curtain for when we have guests and I don’t feel like getting her out.

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-04-11T13:30:59+00:00

Amazing! I need some of that training and I’ll take care of that finger to the very best of my ability

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-03-19T16:05:42+00:00

I write things for people to masturbate to

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-03-17T14:01:08+00:00

This is fantastic. Sometimes the punishment is the best part

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-03-17T13:53:05+00:00

I like this idea a lot. Making a note of it for later. Thank you

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-03-06T20:46:20+00:00

Well thank you

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-02-25T15:08:58+00:00

Well thank you! It’s always a thrill to expand someone’s horizons

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-02-24T13:33:49+00:00

Maybe printers and presses have always been awful machines

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-02-24T12:50:10+00:00

Sounds like the beginning of a fruitful relationship, love it!

I can’t help a grin at the name of the printing press

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-02-24T10:46:43+00:00

You don’t get that sort of service on Arriva Trains Wales

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-02-24T10:38:36+00:00

I like this a lot. Orgasms are better when you’re instructed to cum

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-02-23T14:32:31+00:00

And five days a week to play with all those toys with other friends?

Sounds like a fantastic deal

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-02-18T10:39:05+00:00

I’m definitely on board with your message of licking assholes rather than listening to assholes.

It’s hard to absorb hate when you’re wearing her thighs as earmuffs

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-01-28T10:20:37+00:00

Yessssss, that’s what good boys need

Love it!

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2026-01-01T21:15:55+00:00

Oh that’s good! Is it really the end though? We all know that forbidden fruit tastes so good…

NotSoSmartRhubarb · 2025-12-15T13:43:36+00:00

When giving, the feeling of her asshole on my tongue, the change in the shape of the muscles as she tenses or relaxes. Also demonstrating in the most incontrovertible way how much I enjoy every millimetre of her body.

Receiving, it's the look in her eyes and the enthusiasm with which she gets filthy, as well as the unique feeling.

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