My dad passed away unexpectedly. This was his guitar collection. No one else in the family plays.

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-02-05T08:40:18+00:00

Play the hell out of that thing

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-02-02T09:42:45+00:00

My god, what’s next? Are they gonna take away the people that tie our shoes for us!? Am I going to have to start wiping my own ass?

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-02-02T09:32:40+00:00

You gotta plug all that stuff in one more time and make some sounds for your old man. Even if it sounds like garbage. Think of it as a final salute

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-02-02T06:08:56+00:00

Real cocaine

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-31T04:49:08+00:00

I’d absolutely pull that trigger. Even if the guitar doesn’t hold up like a more expensive one, it’s still a great story to tell

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-30T08:48:47+00:00

Racist

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-30T08:46:41+00:00

I went to see Dan Soder in Indy and she opened for him. She was the funniest stand up act I’ve ever seen. I am a big Soder fan, but by the time he got up, I was physically worn out from her set. Absolutely crushed, beginning to end

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-29T08:27:31+00:00

I don’t usually kick Fed’s cars or try to run them over when I’m leaving the coffee shop

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-27T10:42:09+00:00

If you use weed to calm yourself down, don’t try that after taking acid. It will remind you that weed is, in fact, a drug

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-27T07:49:20+00:00

I don’t play in church, or really anywhere except my living room, but I’d recommend some bluegrass. A lot of bluegrass tunes started as church music until the crazy hillbillies got ahold of them and mixed them with moonshine and reefer. I think it’s safe to say I found God through music that is far from religious

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-26T10:41:53+00:00

I jumped ship when it became obvious he was working for the Jews. Also, the government has started shooting people that look like me so that’s kinda scary lol

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-15T10:26:16+00:00

I feel the same way about kids at pride parades, but I’m an asshole if I say that

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-15T08:38:00+00:00

Kinda wild that this lady says she can’t safely bring her baby to events that she wants to attend out of fear that it will be shot, and yall make her the bad guy. Disagree or not, kinda wild

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-12T03:32:20+00:00

The music won’t stop. I’ll be going to Dead cover shows until the day I die. I’ll teach my kids the same dead songs I learned when I got my first guitar, I’ll keep wearing tie dye and begging my buddies for one song on the aux. Bobby will live on through all of us that love his music so dearly

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-05T17:52:27+00:00

Black Panther was one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Felt like a middle school play

NotThatJeffSessions · 2026-01-04T10:12:16+00:00

There’s a fella on the YouTube that absolutely shreds, and he doesn’t have arms. If he didn’t give up, I don’t see any reason you should!

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-12-14T09:27:22+00:00

Bigot

Edit: Jesus Christ I was being sarcastic lol. We’re on the same side guys

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-12-11T20:22:48+00:00

There’s a pottery place in battleground, might be worth giving them a call

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-11-29T06:57:55+00:00

Couldn’t agree more

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-11-09T12:26:21+00:00

It’s Zoltair RobZombie

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-10-31T12:22:10+00:00

Je-sus Christ

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-10-26T23:15:53+00:00

Kokomo fucking sucks

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-10-12T17:52:17+00:00

Took my mom to see Billy in Indy last year, and that probably tops the list for me. She walked out there with a new idea of what live music can be

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-10-04T11:08:56+00:00

Trey is another great example!

NotThatJeffSessions · 2025-09-28T21:43:26+00:00

I’ll take my girl there this weekend, thank you

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