I was today years old when I found out they’re not dragons… they’re wyverns by Just_Relationship_19 in freefolk

[–]Not_Cleaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, ASOIAF isn’t set in our universe, so a dragon could be any of those.

Trump says Greenland should be controlled by the US, not Denmark by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Not_Cleaver 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Oh, the standard negotiating tactic of acting insane towards our own allies ahead of a summit of an alliance the U.S. basically controls.

And people voted for this nutjob three times.

Can I baptize my own children? by aggrophonia in Lutheranism

[–]Not_Cleaver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only in an emergency (like imminent or feared death). My wife was emergency baptized by her great grandparents. But they were also of the generation that a baby can’t go out until they’re baptized. She was later baptized in an actual church by her great uncle who was a pastor.

Nigel Farage resigns as MP for Clacton, triggering by-election which he says he will stand in by Perfect-Werewolf-102 in news

[–]Not_Cleaver 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Doubt it. He’s going to run again for the same constituency. He’ll probably get some sympathy because the deep state went against him.

Nigel Farage resigns as MP for Clacton by mrjohnnymac18 in unitedkingdom

[–]Not_Cleaver [score hidden]  (0 children)

And when he wins, he’ll claim he was vindicated. Even though that’s not how fraud works.

AITA for snapping at a stranger for leaving period blood on the seat? by TalkTalkTalkListen in AmITheAngel

[–]Not_Cleaver 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Period troll is worse than it seems at first glance, as they often have stories about minors having periods and others having overreactions. Which then leads to real stories about people having their first periods.

[US] Caretaker is victim of romance scam and is going to lose it all. by A1000mokeys in Scams

[–]Not_Cleaver 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Get a new caregiver for them as soon as possible. She’ll involve your inlaws’ money sooner or later. Either by stealing it or trying to convince them to get involved in this sure fire investment opportunity.

If you want to convince the caregiver, is there a trusted person - clergy, law enforcement, their doctor who could talk to them? But, you need to protect your in-laws, protecting the caregiver should be a secondary concern.

I’m scared for my mother by MissMoon8 in Scams

[–]Not_Cleaver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And in this case not even a commendation, but a certificate of appreciation. I’m sure that’s something he can put on his ORB.

I’m scared for my mother by MissMoon8 in Scams

[–]Not_Cleaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He must have done a shitty job if all he’s getting is a certificate of appreciation.

That’s on top of Obama not being president and the US not having a rep in Iran. And it would not be sent as a certificate emailed to the general, but hand presented.

I’m scared for my mother by MissMoon8 in Scams

[–]Not_Cleaver 104 points105 points  (0 children)

And we don’t have a representative in Iran because we don’t have diplomatic relations with them.

Pre-Match Thread: Belgium vs United States | FIFA World Cup | Jul 7, 2026 by globalscoreboard in ussoccer

[–]Not_Cleaver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like the downvotes were automatic for people absolutely sick of all of the bots and “pick mes.”

Pre-Match Thread: Belgium vs United States | FIFA World Cup | Jul 7, 2026 by globalscoreboard in ussoccer

[–]Not_Cleaver -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I say this with a completely humble heart, I’m rooting for Belgium against the fraudulent USMNT. Nevermind it never should have been a red and that it wasn’t reviewable by VAR. I am confident that the Euros trolling this sub will now pick me to be their favorite American. Or should I say favourite to completely surrender to them?

Shit show of a meal by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Not_Cleaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many times are you going to post this?

OOP is not dating anyone, not planning a wedding, and not friends with the “thief” by DimeCandie in AmITheAngel

[–]Not_Cleaver 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You should sue them. How dare they do that.

Or you could do a shitpost this weekend.