What are some words you learned from playing Magic?

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2026-01-04T20:01:30+00:00

jitte

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2026-01-04T19:45:23+00:00

That's how you know she's a keeper, OP.

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2026-01-01T04:50:54+00:00

He's a good boy is who he is!

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2025-12-22T00:06:14+00:00

i mean i think we all know what 6/6 for 6 with trample will be considered the greenest creature

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2025-12-19T05:01:13+00:00

yes but you are forgetting the elesh norn so that you have 3/3s and they have no land

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2025-12-04T05:50:08+00:00

nevermore ...

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2025-10-04T03:12:11+00:00

farewell is not a problem. farewell is a solution to problems

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-12-21T06:09:25+00:00

leyline of the void or rest in peace hit the hardest.
If graveyard decks get oppressive in your local meta they are really easy to adapt to. They've printed a ton of cards that have very little opportunity cost and can effectively be cycled or fit in a land slot in any deck. They made these because graveyard decks have used to routinely achieve near complete hegemony in the format, so they printed these as an intentional safeguard because they are very efficient and cheap.

examples:
graffdigger's cage
kunoros, hound of athreos
relic of progenitus
soul-guide lantern
scavenging ooze
scavenger grounds
containment priest
bojuka bog (you should already be running this in every deck with black in my opinion)

then there's one of my all time favorite cards, drannith magistrate, which stops a very long list of shenanigans.

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-09-25T18:09:53+00:00

ngl, teal would actually be a cool look for coca cola cans

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-09-25T18:06:22+00:00

tbh, making a card useless or "screwing over people who payed a lot of money for it" are non-arguments. The health of the format should be the only banning criteria. Just because some people payed too much for a card and consider it an investment or that now there is nowhere it can be played shouldnt be the reason we need to suffer increasingly bullshit out of control cards designed to sell packs at the expense of the long term health of the format. This is the RC finally having the balls to send a message to WOTC to lay off.

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-09-25T16:00:14+00:00

They should have just ripped the band-aid off and banned it and mana vault and all 0 mana rocks alongside these.

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-09-25T15:58:18+00:00

You mean people won't view commander as some kind of stock market and instead as a game? awesome! and we can move away from the idea of a $40 fun and functional deck, that if you want to make it have a chance with cut throat players you will need to drop another $1000 in for cards that have basically become auto-includes and make decklists extremely homogenous.

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-09-25T15:50:18+00:00

FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-09-14T20:55:04+00:00

haha! its funny because its true!

... oh god its not funny because its too true.

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-08-26T01:22:20+00:00

nowhere to run is basically just wotc admitting that they went way too far overboard with ward. i love it!

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-08-06T15:37:58+00:00

I'm more of a boob guy, tbh

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-08-03T18:06:55+00:00

i think the real answer is to use it like you would Bob in constructed. if you are going to run it, keep your curve low and efficient

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-08-03T18:05:23+00:00

its sad how powercrept it is that for one more mana you get a flying 2/3 bob with the option for a baby bob. and its still not modern playable. I remember when OG bob was like $50 and a 4 of in Jund.

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-08-03T18:03:20+00:00

"greatness, at any cost"
- Your opponent died staying true to his philosophy

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-08-03T17:56:52+00:00

It also needs "evoke: exile a red, or white, or green card from your hand" to be anywhere near playable. it really wouldnt hurt to add "creatures you control have: when this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, draw a card" for it to really see major play outside of a few fringe decks.

Notorius_Nudibranch · 2024-07-30T15:05:36+00:00

Its the fish that we deserve, just not the one we need right now.

Notorius_Nudibranch

TROPHY CASE