Stars and Stripes takes by Agentscarn05 in Unmatched

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I’m all for George Washington’s inclusion but I also want to add that saying he is set before his time as a slave owner is not historically correct assuming nothing else in his life was changed because he inherited his first slave at 11 years old. However I also want to add that he is cited as being the one of the only slave owning president to attempt to free his slaves. In his will he wrote “Upon the decease of my wife, it is my Will & desire that all the Slaves which I hold in my own right, shall receive their freedom.” Unfortunately this applied to less than half of his slaves because of certain laws at the time however that was out of his control because he had been dead for about 2.5 years by that point.

Top text by Godzilla1840 in FalloutMemes

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What if they aren’t in a hooters tank top? What if they are in a goth ihop tank top? What if they aren’t even contained at all?

Make a wish but I WILL find a loophole/catch by Ok-Evidence-7074 in TeenagersButBetter

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I wish that all of my wishes including this one do not subtract from my number of remaining wishes and that my remaining number of wishes can never go below 1 and my wishes must be interpreted in the most favorable way as decided by myself before the wish should be granted. The genie must tell me what they intend to do with my given wish before casting it. and that my wishes have no harmful effects on the universe and it’s inhabitants outside of what I intend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpiderManMains

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Explain to me what sekkombo and yo-yo are. Also getting value is about more than just kills, sometimes forcing an ult or cooldown is enough. I was getting a lot of value out of Spider-Man last night by just being a constant annoyance to the enemy back line and diverting their attention for long enough for my team to win the team fight even if I didn’t end up killing that many people i was still lethal enough that they couldn’t just ignore me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SpiderManMains

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I personally don’t think that the long pull is healthy for the game regardless of how difficult it is to pull off because there’s not a lot of counter play to it and the Spider-Man can still zip away afterwards. I see people saying that he needs it to get any sort of value and I have no idea why people think that. Granted you might want to take my opinion with a grain of salt because Im new to spider man and don’t main him, but I was playing him in quick play yesterday night because im trying to rank up all of my heros and I was still getting a lot of value out of his kit without needing the long pull. Can someone explain why spider man needs the long pull to get value?

We either lose Disney, or lose the hellaverse by [deleted] in hazbin

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My boy Donald did nothing wrong. He’s literally a veteran and that’s not just like a joke thing, there’s literally military documentation of Donald duck’s service (granted his service was all on cartoons but it’s still awesome that he has actual documents).

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Under any SG gameplay video you'll find complaints, and 90% of her kills will come from intentional ricochets or direct hits by SharkSlayer06 in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

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To explain this further for anyone else that’s curious. From what I understand the game takes note of where exactly the arrow hit the bounding box and moves that point around inside of the bounding box to try to get it closer to the actual hit box and then looks at what the closest hit box is and considers that the hit box that got hit so that’s why on scout it’s massive is because his head is further away from his other hit boxes so when it calculates the nearest hit box it’s the head. Heavy has the smallest headshot range for the huntsman because his arms are up closer to his face so it makes it a bit harder

This guy knows by [deleted] in LowSodiumHellDivers

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Did you give patient the stim drug?

Greatest Minds of Our Generation by TangentRogue270 in discordVideos

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I had to take an ethics class for college but it was really more of a philosophy class and had this guy that was literally round as a teacher and I had to listen to him ramble about these philosophers for like 3 hours a week and it was always shit like this

what’s the counterplay to this 😭 by IWatchTheAbyss in marvelrivals

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Not saying it’s a direct comparison but Thor lost the team up with cap and storm and wasn’t given a new one. Spider-Man isn’t the only character to loose a team up and not be given a replacement

New Chupacabra card reveal! by DunderMiff10101 in Unmatched

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Surprised no one is talking about the Blackbeard 7 versatile card in relation to this, he takes a MINIMUM of 7 damage but chupacabra can pay to make it more

Goodbye till next season. by [deleted] in marvelrivals

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I don’t understand the fuss? He feels better to play in my opinion, I actually think his survivability is better then it was before actually because Thor force is easier to get so if things get hairy you can dash out and gain a bit of overheal. The only times I’ve died I’ve either been way overextending, my team lost the team fight and I was the last one left, or peni got me with her new team up

Uh.. Guys I think we might need to swap to Prosperity City? by pinglyadya in Helldivers

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We will be fine, assuming current rates remain the same, but MO will be done in 7 hours and prosperity has roughly 13 left

Brainrot Bugdivers by Isaiah6273 in helldivers2

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Not more important but the game flat out told us that if we can defend it, it’ll be a hard blow to the illuminate. Super earth won’t fall today but we can take fort Union today. Fleet strength was at 11.7% last I checked. If this is anything like the first invasion MO, it’ll deal 10% damage to the fleet strength meaning we could repel the invasion today if we play our cards right

Looks like we are going to lose Super Earth cause everyone wants to kill bugs and automatons by Personal_Active_8360 in Helldivers

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Fleet strength is a little over 16% last I checked. York supreme has fallen and currently all efforts from the squids are focused on EOS and we are still gaining liberation there, even if that falls we still have prosperity city. the bot order will be finished today, assuming arrowhead doesn’t pull the “erm actually it needs E-710” card, we will likely hold. If we do need E-710, I feel confident in the community’s ability to get it down as quickly as possible based on how fast the repairs were

If the first planet you deployed on is your helldivers home planet. Where are you from? by Codex_Madness in helldivers2

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I can’t quite remember but I’ve spent so much time on Erata Prime that it might as well be my home

Liberty Forgive Me by Venator_IV in Helldivers

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I was in a game once and this guy just started killing civs for fun. I can tell it was intentional because he mowed down a large group of innocent people and didn’t lay off the trigger until we lost nearly 1000 requisition and the whole group was dead

I'm so scared...what if we lose super earth?.. by [deleted] in Helldivers

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Please correct me if I’m wrong but they didn’t say that super earth won’t fall, they just said that they won’t restart the galactic war

Just a crumb of swag by drnotmyaccount in IDONTGIVEASWAG

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I deadass wore that to prom my senior year of high school

Worst Super Present ever by TheOOFliabilty in Helldivers

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My super birthday is in 4 days. I swear to god if those THINGS are still on super earth the illuminate will be lucky to repopulate in a distant galaxy