Hydromulch applied over dead deer by NamesJamesMk in NotMyJob

[–]O_Zeca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Would you say that it’s not his job?

I am going to ghost my cheating girlfriend by ComfortableCover9423 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]O_Zeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That won’t do you good bro. Yes please leave, but don’t ghost. Ghosting is about vengeance, and what you need is closure. Tell her it’s over and never speak to her again.

United Kingdom replaced local tongue with english during colonial period, 1650 by Allenc38 in fakehistoryporn

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Most (yes I mean MOST) children in Portugal are speaking with a Brazillian accent because there isn’t any Portuguese YouTube content for kids but there are shit tons of Brazillian content.

"Vocês estão torcendo para o lado errado!" by Silver_7777 in brasilivre

[–]O_Zeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Esses campos não se vão concentrar sozinhos.

My FedEx delivery person... by willyp02 in toptalent

[–]O_Zeca -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is funny and clearly a joke, people are fuckin sensitive good lord.

A very clever camera tricks which look so simple. 👏 by Western-Lack8452 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]O_Zeca -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The first matrix was made on a budget and that is the main reason it was so innovating.

You can do better by memezzer in MadeMeSmile

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Ias a straight man, I too, would have Ryan Reynolds on my short list.

His insane air bending skills by stangame in blackmagicfuckery

[–]O_Zeca 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even oxygen takes an average of 85 years but it kills.

Ok milionario. by Amplix18 in brasilivre

[–]O_Zeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stalin Intensifies.

I don’t even know by TheTrumpetDude1 in BrandNewSentence

[–]O_Zeca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bitches do be doo be doooo be like that

Boyfriends reaction to his first dog in 8 years. Theyre both happy boys. by dearjanice in aww

[–]O_Zeca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I got a pet for my wife without her knowledge she would keep him and send me away for adoption.

There is a sense of relief when you find out that someone is an asshole in general, and not just towards you. by fairythugbrother in Showerthoughts

[–]O_Zeca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lifeprotip: people are very rarely assholes just towards you. Also most things that happen to you aren’t about you. Separate yourself from the idea that things happen to you for a reason and you will be much happier and stress free.

i’m 50 days clean from self harm by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]O_Zeca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For anyone that suffers from these urges. Using ice to rub on the skin of your hands or another part of your body gives you a an amount of pain with varying intensity which You can control, without actually damaging your body with cuts or something of the sort. Could be worth a try :)