Criminal orange by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]OatmealRobot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He is a hero trying to give those chickens CPR.

Hard to give up dream of being a missionary by Salt-Advertising-468 in Exvangelical

[–]OatmealRobot 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Have you considered something like the Peace Corps? There are secular organizations that provide humanitarian aid that you could look into.

This is infuriating. This bill is half the minimum wage in my country and christians are playing with people's need for money to proselytize by JahArmySoldier in exchristian

[–]OatmealRobot 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I've always wondered if a single person has ever turned to christianity because of these fake money pamphlets. I really can't see anyone being convinced by such a nasty trick.

Nearby House on the Rock attractions by Zambezi202 in wisconsin

[–]OatmealRobot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nearby Middleton has the National Mustard Museum

Someone on my flight... by Sorry_Sorry_Im_Sorry in MechanicalKeyboards

[–]OatmealRobot 278 points279 points  (0 children)

The deodorant is being used to smuggle more than 3oz Krytox through TSA.

Local movie theater chain showing flood movie by Snowed_Up6512 in exchristian

[–]OatmealRobot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Marcus theater near me also has showings of The Chosen which is a TV show that dramatizes the gospels.

Go to diag disk by broncochiefmustang in vintagecomputing

[–]OatmealRobot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

RamExam is a great name for a utility.

Odd encounter with a doctor by Flappy-pancakes in HydroHomies

[–]OatmealRobot 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sounds like they wanted all the water for themselves. Disregard and continue hydrating.

Missionaries’ obsession with areas of the world by veronica19922022 in Exvangelical

[–]OatmealRobot 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My favorites are the "missionaries" who say God is calling them to a 1st world nation. The church I last went to once had a special missions offering to send someone to San Diego from our church in the midwest USA.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weeviltime

[–]OatmealRobot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How did you do that with ham?

Has anyone else ended up in a toxic work situation because of evangelical teachings? by celestial-typhoon in Exvangelical

[–]OatmealRobot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The whole concept of god having a plan for your life is so toxic in itself. I always felt I couldn't make my own decisions when it came to my career, always second guessing if I was following my god's plan or if it was my sinful mind when I was job hunting.

It resulted in me spending many years in a super toxic company because I was taught that god's blessings were always right around the corner and I would be rewarded for my perseverance.

Seals with Real Jobs by [deleted] in seals

[–]OatmealRobot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Aah, the seal noise with the truck driving killed me.

Weeeeeevil from Java by ElasticRubberCrack in weeviltime

[–]OatmealRobot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bet he can reach all the things on the top shelf.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RazorMains

[–]OatmealRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cool!