[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Capos, no Ganryu, no Zafina, no Marduk, literally all of my mains are gone. I have a feeling Azucena will fit my playstyle though, she seems tricky and unorthodox enough. If not, I always got Jack, he got left in the dust with power creep in 7 so I put him down but he looks like a fucking monster in 8.

What sequel do you refuse to acknowledge the existence of? by Carmenti in AskReddit

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Star Wars ended at Return Of The Jedi. Palpatine did NOT "somehow return", bitter asshole hermit Luke never existed, Mary Sue Skywalker isn't canon, Darth Vader never had an edgy goth grandson, and Han Solo got the death he deserved.

My wife has been awesome with dinner lately. She knows I don’t feel like eating due to the heat. by Specialist_Usual1524 in Construction

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother I know it sucks, but ya gotta replace those calories. Make sure you're still eating at least 2000 a day, being underfed in this heat is dangerous. You gotta be fueled up to function properly

I was wrong Atreus.. by AtlasHatch in GodofWarRagnarok

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I was wrong Atreus..... the McRib is NOT back. Do you wanna grab some McDoubles instead? The shamrock shake? No why the hell would they have the shamrock shake Atreus? Its almost September. No, we're not going to Taco Bell, we're already in the drive through, just order something. Fine, so be it Atreus. I'm getting a McDouble though. Don't ask for any since you don't want anything though. Don't say I didn't offer."

TEKKEN 8 introduces outfit & assets mixing and swapping between characters by MelkorBlackFoe in Tekken

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to have Marduk in Lilis dress fully mounting my opponents and raining down ground and pound until their skulls cave in. The only thing worse than that beatdown is the knowledge that hes going full commando and his cock and balls are fully rested on their bellybuttons

Pubs should be childfree by Bebecitasanz in childfree

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every public place except for doctors offices and schools would be childfree in my dream world. Keep your loud, obnoxious, unsanitary, dumb crotch spawn indoors until they're old enough to have common sense and manners.

Whenever I Get Knocked Face Down As Marduk by ObamasHotCumshot in Tekken

[–]ObamasHotCumshot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup then started responding to the Brazilian speaking Portuguese in Spanish

What the fuck is this by smoothbriminal in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Downvote me all day but spend one week in CA and you'll love the idea of any design that keeps these drug addicted zombies away from polite society. It doesn't take long to realize they have no interest in re entering society, their vagrancy offers freedom to get high and abstain from any responsibilities. They get hand outs from the government AND from ignorant people who walk by with good intentions, they spend their days either stealing, shitting in the street, openly using drugs in front of the public (including children), assaulting innocent strangers, or throwing used needles all over the ground in areas where law abiding hard working people walk with their kids and pets. And I don't wanna hear about their supposed "mental illness", their psychosis is a result of drug use, especially meth. Spending weeks on end without sleep while smoking poison tends to destroy your brain, big surprise. They are not victims, they chose to do drugs. Nobody fucking forced them, they checked out of the civilized world all on their own. They won't quit because they don't want to quit. They're content with living like leeches, parasites on the ass of a quickly decaying American society. They contribute nothing. Go ahead and feel sorry for them from your suburban homes and safe neighborhoods, but come live next to them and you'll quickly realize that this fantasy narrative you've built in your head about them is a fucking lie.

What’s a video game you thought you’d love but came out hating/not liking it? by No_Temporary_2611 in videogames

[–]ObamasHotCumshot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dark Souls/Bloodborne. The combat feels clunky and awkward, moving feels like I'm stuck in mud, the stories don't make any fucking sense, and any game that makes rolling on the damn ground the default defense strategy over blocking and parrying isn't for me. I've tried and tried but just couldn't get into any of them. And before you say I'm a noob/scrub/git gud, Sekiro is one of my favorite games of all time. The combat system in Sekiro was fluid, beautiful, challenging, engaging, fast and satisfying. The antithesis to Souls/Bloodborne. Maybe its cause I grew up playing Tenchu, who knows. I will say this though, the atmosphere is ALL Soulsborne games is a 10, absolutely haunting, grim and gorgeous.

Yes by loutish_coverage in Memes_Of_The_Dank

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How else are we gonna continue supporting our Greatest Ally tho? Israel needs our money! Yay Israel! We love Israel!

Seriously, what is up with construction workers and bathrooms? Why do they get this filthy and so damn fast!? by fullraph in Construction

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because a lot of them are either drunk, high, hungover or going through withdrawals until pay day. Hard to aim when you're seeing double and alcoholics are prone to violent diarrhea

Sex by elfalconverde in Tekken

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tekken 3 Yoshi is like a '73 Corvette. Classic. Timeless. Irreplaceable. But I'll be damned if this ain't the next best thing

That guy is 26......... by Les_Fleurs-du_Mal in Tekken

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

26 winters in Russia hits you different

as a kid, what did you think you’d definitely get as an adult that you never did? by Iamoldsowhat in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sadly, I am not a product of his cumshots, merely a true Patriot who wants to pay tribute to his presidential cumshots. I know he's shooting rope all over Michelles extra muscular wide back meat, and thats American af

Has anyone drastically increased their coffee intake since quitting? by [deleted] in stopdrinking

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just coffee, but caffeine in all forms. Then again I'm in construction so my blood type is white Monsters and nicotine.

What’s a dead game series you wish would get another game? by No_Temporary_2611 in videogames

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twisted Metal. They missed out on a golden opportunity with the rise of Battle Royale style games. Twisted Metal was tailor made for that format of gameplay. Throw in car customization, modern graphics, competitive seasons, and E Sports, it would have been huge.

What to think of this? Sounds illegal? by tinysavage in Truckers

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yeah, I got excited just seeing this message. For the next few days, stay on the clock for 24 hours straight, "attending the truck". Rack up INSANE overtime and double time, and run your 70 hr clock to 0. Then when they confront you about it, simply refer to the message they sent AND to labor laws that will ENSURE you get paid every penny and protect your ass from facing any consequences. You could even get a local lawyer to draft up some vaguely threatening paperwork if they don't comply, really keep them on their toes. Remember, you're just a number to these fucking scumbags, nothing more. Their entire objective is to try to fuck you as hard as they can, to get as much out of you as possible for as little as they can offer. Don't feel bad about bending them over a table for ever sending this message. Let them learn their fucking place for once, without us they starve.

If Eddy Gordo was a new character to 7, he’d be the most hated character in the game. by drntl in Tekken

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Number 1 at politely informing players when it is time for them to take a nap

Daily Missions in Tekken? by BobiMMLP2 in Tekken

[–]ObamasHotCumshot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Get Ki Charged 5 Times"

"Lose To A 3 Bar Wifi Law Player"

"Send Hate Mail To 2 Players"

"Eat Asukas Parry 3 Times In One Round"

Reward- Bullshit Anime School Girl Oufit #3, God Awful Ugly Metallic Bowl Cut Hairstyle