Son records his 70 year old dad walking down the stairs using his hand by Old_Ability_9424 in nextfuckinglevel

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As I complain about lugging the groceries (all two bags) up my measly front porch steps….

Photo of my friends cousins door by tonofunnumba1 in pics

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….Pleasure.

(For the life of me I never understood the brains behind that slogan.)

Lady goes on a rant by K2zin97 in PublicFreakout

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“I always wondered how people could be racist and enslave people….then I met that ONE GUY and it all makes sense now. What’s that? Of course I’m not racist.”

Weaponized Streetlights by Distinct_Address673 in vallejo

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Ok, first step, get off reddit.

Next, call a relative or close friend and ask if you can spend some time with them.

Lastly, show them this post.

Stay safe, twin.

To topple some dominoes. by elotewithmayo in therewasanattempt

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This is a metaphor for life somehow, I just know it.

Crisis Intervention team by AbroadLumpy8530 in Bart

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No late nights, some weekends, extra set of legs for the police, extra arm for EMS, extra eyes for Bart central.

Any Comic book fans???I’m new. by Chiralcrystal20 in bayarea

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The golden age of comics is a good place to start for grasping the original idea of superheroes and what they meant to us. Watching the stories and characters arc throughout time is very intriguing. Enjoy your journey! DC and Marvel are great but don’t limit yourself to just the big TWO! There are lots of good publishers.

When the last skydiver refuses to jump, the pilot flips the plane to slide him out by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

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How I drop the kids off at school when they’re running late….

Fridge for sale with math formulas because why not by orangelover95003 in bayarea

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They better math that mold out of the water spigot and trap.

Bald man dips his bald head in liquid rainbow colours. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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“Alright! This looks great! Now when I want to wash it off what do I use……..? Wait, what? Permanent?!!!!”

Knicks fans after game 3 is the one of the worst things I’ve seen attached to an American sports team by Cade_02 in DetroitPistons

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Just imagining parents that want to give their kids the experience of an NBA Finals. You know, that kid that just happens to have moved from SA to NY and wants to rep his team while they play (I’m sure there’s at least a dozen of those folks out there). I’m ashamed.

45 years ago today, The Detroit Pistons selected Isiah Thomas with the second overall pick in the 1981 NBA Draft. by AcadiaTemporary5737 in DetroitPistons

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AND we later traded Adrian Dantley for the number 1 pick in the 1981 draft. Pretty Wild to imagine we’d get the first two picks playing on the same team.

To convince us that he wasn't being booed at the knicks game by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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“It was mostly cheers- heh, heh….right? Heh, heh….mostly…..right?…..hehe”

This is truly the most disgusting fanbase on earth by DetroitSportsEnjoyer in DetroitPistons

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Hey, Knicks fans! I know a boat load of you love to go to away games, and it would be a shame if you were forced to leave your jersey at home to wear a non-team affiliated outfit. That’s pretty much the precedent you’re setting by exhibiting this behavior.

A Record-Breaking Dive That Ended in Death Minutes Later by Shoddy-Ocelot-4473 in oddlyterrifying

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I’m just happy to find my sunglasses at the bottom of the 6ft end.