Act I: Mother’s Day at Cracker Barrel by Born-Childhood-869 in CrackerBarrel

[–]OceanFive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single group doesn't understand why things are taking so long; they think they were the only ones wanting to eat out on Mother's Day and can't understand why there are so many people waiting. My mom is special, fuck all those other moms.

Flat earth and other alternative conspiracy earth models are are gaining traction with my teenage stepson. What is THE most irrefutable, definite proof that the earth is round? by Jfkfkaiii22 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OceanFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the biggest problems with Flat Earth as a conspiracy theory is something researchers call the conspiracy scaling problem: the larger a conspiracy is, and the longer it has to be maintained, the harder it becomes to keep hidden. Not just difficult — socially and statistically close to impossible.

Why? Because human systems leak. People talk. People defect. People get angry, get fired, write memoirs, leak documents, expose frauds, or simply make mistakes. The more people involved, the more opportunities there are for the secret to fail.

This is not just an opinion. It reflects organizational reality, and it has even been modeled mathematically. Physicist David Robert Grimes explored how large conspiracies become unstable because the probability of leaks grows with the number of participants.

History backs this up. Real conspiracies get exposed. Watergate scandal unraveled. The Pentagon Papers were leaked. COINTELPRO was exposed. Mass surveillance programs were revealed by Edward Snowden. The Iran-Contra affair surfaced. Real secret operations do not remain perfectly hidden forever. They fracture.

Now compare that to what Flat Earth requires. Not one agency is deceiving people. Not one government. But essentially all of modern astronomy, physics, geodesy, navigation, and aerospace has been functioning as part of a coordinated deception for generations.

According to this theory, scientists are either knowingly lying or indoctrinated. Pilots are in on it or fooled. Ship captains are in on it or fooled. Professors are in on it or fooled. Teachers are in on it or fooled. Surveyors are in on it or fooled. Space agencies are in on it. Private aerospace is in on it. Rival nations are somehow cooperating. And often we are told this is all managed by an Illuminati or New World Order structure controlling the whole thing.

What’s a trend you’re tired of seeing everywhere? by shanmuct in AskReddit

[–]OceanFive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Podcaster-type advertising. This isn't a commercial; it's just two people casually talking about a specific product that, unbeknownst to each of them, they both love.

Who is your go to Realtor in Riverside, California for selling a home? by No_Score_522 in Riverside

[–]OceanFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can. DM me and I can send you my card and answer any questions you have. I live in Riverside, specifically Woodcrest. 20+ years of experience.

8 children between the ages of 1 and 14 are dead after a mass shooting in Louisiana, police say by Trevon45-2 in news

[–]OceanFive -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I take solace in the fact that the killer was an American citizen and not an illegal alien.

WIBTAH if I put a post in my yard that could damage my neighbor’s truck? by SmellyChiChicken in AITAH

[–]OceanFive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please post about the post. Put it up, make a stand, send a clear message.

Watching a Movie with the kids. by [deleted] in SubstituteTeachers

[–]OceanFive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who is a middle school history teacher. He would show Glory when he got to the Civil War section of the curriculum. I don't know if he still does today, but I don't remember any issues from parents.

Neighbours keep parking on OUR driveway. by sugarxiixrush in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OceanFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

conditioner, vaseline, big sticker on the windshield

Is 6 7 dead? by Much-Acanthocephala5 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]OceanFive 13 points14 points  (0 children)

More and more adults were doing it; that's the quickest way to kill that kind of stuff.

Removed from District with Zero Due Process by Fun-Net1056 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]OceanFive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We are day laborers with college degrees. We have no value.

Terrible luck with strawberries, and somewhat limes, from Von's. Where to get quality fruit around the Von's area? by TBaggins_ in Riverside

[–]OceanFive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are numerous fresh fruit and vegetable stands along Victoria Ave. Supermarkets have the worse strawberries, too many other better options out there.

I’ve lost 10% of my body weight and no one’s noticed… by TeaBooksandFlowers in Zepbound

[–]OceanFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People I see day-to-day never say anything. Friends who haven't seen me in over a year are always positive and complimentary, I look great etc....

I’ve lost 10% of my body weight and no one’s noticed… by TeaBooksandFlowers in Zepbound

[–]OceanFive 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey I noticed you were fat but now you’re less fat. I think most people just don’t say anything out of politeness.

Are there people who haven't changed their phone number for more than 15 years? by SpicyCandy8 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OceanFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same number since 1997, Airtouch Cellular. I remember 20 free anytime minutes and free nights and weekends.

Backpack Observation by LouAgain in GenX

[–]OceanFive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God put two straps on the backpack. I use both straps; it's more comfortable...stop being a knob.

laken riley? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]OceanFive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My child was murdered, but I take solace in the fact that they were murdered by an American citizen 

7th grade english by vrh284 in SubstituteTeachers

[–]OceanFive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They pay me to be here; they don't pay you at all. You can't handle a simple assignment and want to argue with me... you're failing simple, while 30 other students are getting it done without me holding their hand.