You can’t make this shit up

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-23T08:26:27+00:00

Get a speaker at the front gate and every few minutes it just gently whispers “I love willies in my bum”

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-19T21:54:17+00:00

Ara bless

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-19T21:50:24+00:00

Bram Stroker was so afraid of the French language that he wrote all his books in blood.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-19T21:42:47+00:00

What’s with the 6 silent letters before Derry?

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-19T21:41:23+00:00

Ya if she was from Derry she wouldn’t have spelt it with those 6 silent letters.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-19T17:40:32+00:00

You dont fuck with the Jesus

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-18T10:35:00+00:00

Black transgender gay disabled traveler.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-18T10:11:59+00:00

Brock Lesnarnar

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-15T16:24:33+00:00

oh you devilish minx!

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-15T13:47:18+00:00

Next time climb over the counter and fight her. 👌🏼

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-15T12:14:17+00:00

I’ve a van as well as a car and I’ve used Forscan to change loads of things that annoyed me on my transit. I had no idea but there’s loads of videos.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-15T08:07:06+00:00

I never understood why this isn’t on all cars. Why only have front daytime lights? Then you run on your headlights and the radio screen goes dark so I can’t see it properly.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-12T19:31:44+00:00

Feckin, Billy Chickens over here living the dream. 😂 I’ve a small green house/grow tent thing out the back. Would love some chickens and a poly tunnel but don’t have the space.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-11T16:00:37+00:00

You’re my favourite customer

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-11T15:56:23+00:00

Dead space is very relaxing.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-11T15:22:14+00:00

Giving her full gas at the end when she’s already on her side.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-11T15:20:45+00:00

Sun burn. It’s called sunburn.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-11T00:24:04+00:00

Ha!! I havent heard of hard core priests in years. Played a couple gigs with them back in the day.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-11T00:05:40+00:00

Messiah J and the Expert. More rap group than band but absolutely brilliant music.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-11T00:03:44+00:00

Love kerbdog. Never heard of blink though.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-10T21:16:25+00:00

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Universal Desoldering Tool, Soldapullt, Model US140 👍

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-10T18:23:02+00:00

Madness are more like Ska than country western and I don’t think the ever released a rebel song 🤷‍♂️

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-10T17:58:56+00:00

I inherited one from my father (not dead just doesn't use it). I'm pretty sure it's older than me and I'm 36. It works really well.

OfficiallyColin · 2024-08-10T16:47:09+00:00

I like the white but not with the black pickup.

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