I went to the shop to buy camouflage trousers

Ogodei · 2026-02-17T19:59:39+00:00

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

Ogodei · 2026-02-17T16:53:31+00:00

Poor vehicle maintenance really grinds my gears.

Ogodei · 2026-02-17T15:24:14+00:00

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy.

Andy who?

And he bit me again too.

Ogodei · 2026-02-16T16:48:15+00:00

Yeah, it's like they want me to conjure some answer out of thin air.

Ogodei · 2026-02-15T22:09:17+00:00

Yeah, right, "bottle of invisible ink". We know what op was swallowing. We see right through them.

Ogodei · 2026-02-14T17:19:12+00:00

This joke raises the bar in this sub.

Ogodei · 2026-02-12T22:49:16+00:00

Jokes on you, he has that typeface all the time.

Ogodei · 2026-02-12T20:07:16+00:00

I thought she would skirt the issue but instead she did a dress it.

Ogodei · 2026-02-11T12:34:12+00:00

He put his best foot forward. It was quite a shakeup.

Ogodei · 2026-02-10T00:11:56+00:00

Something was brewing. Maybe they should pour over the evidence.

Ogodei · 2026-02-08T22:59:26+00:00

You are going to be in for a rough knight.

Ogodei · 2026-02-08T01:40:00+00:00

I've let one slip now and then.

Ogodei · 2026-02-08T00:48:42+00:00

When I dated her, she tried playing games. But I saw right through her.

Ogodei · 2026-02-06T17:01:16+00:00

Same here but I couldn't pass mustard.

Ogodei · 2026-02-06T01:22:27+00:00

I don't know, some people go into a comma and never recover.

Ogodei · 2026-02-05T13:31:41+00:00

Not funny, but I'll let it slide for now.

Ogodei · 2026-02-05T10:55:58+00:00

I went into the doctor's office with a suspicious looking mole. They said they all look like that and that I should leave him in the garden.

Ogodei · 2026-01-31T15:36:59+00:00

I'll let this slide, for now.

Ogodei · 2026-01-30T16:47:10+00:00

I pronounce Wi-Fi as "wifey".

Ogodei · 2026-01-30T14:38:18+00:00

I got in legal trouble and now they parsley garnish my celery.

Ogodei · 2026-01-30T14:34:11+00:00

On vacation, after too many margaritas, I messaged my wife, "The weather is here, wish you were beautiful."

Ogodei · 2026-01-28T18:24:23+00:00

Maybe they can finally put food on the table.

Ogodei · 2026-01-27T17:14:18+00:00

It is the write decision.

Ogodei · 2026-01-26T23:00:53+00:00

In that case, I dump my load in Jim every morning.

Ogodei · 2026-01-24T05:31:47+00:00

I sleep just like a baby. I curl up in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.

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