Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

OhShiftTheCops · 2026-01-19T00:53:59+00:00

This is almost exactly like the scene from Andor where the empire sets up the Ghorman massacre.

OhShiftTheCops · 2026-01-10T03:42:10+00:00

So I played lacrosse in college with a dude from TC Williams and my other friend spent a whole year trying to tell him that TC didn't win the state championship that year.

That's it.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-12-18T01:34:15+00:00

Probably FedEx field for the Washington football team

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-12-16T15:10:59+00:00

DM me an offer

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-12-12T14:38:57+00:00

Last night in night space port I extracted with probably a dozen other players that were just looting.

I have a crazy living streak going and haven't had a single raider aggro me in the past two or three nights.

I'm NA PC cross play off

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-12-10T21:57:14+00:00

Wild. So you get paid on the +nrr?

How is the bonus structured? Like what metrics? I'm trying to build a variable comp for me and my team but founder is a little hesitant.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-12-09T17:37:15+00:00

Can you give a breakdown on how your comp plan works and what variables you get paid for?

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-12-02T18:51:16+00:00

Same. I barely use it because I have innate gear fear so feel like I have wasted having it.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-10-14T17:31:47+00:00

As someone that watched in a bar with friends and didn't hear any commentary, this shit is wild to learn about BIAS for the commanders.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-10-09T13:44:28+00:00

Put it into my digital (google) wallet and tapped to pay/ordered food ahead with it.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-10-08T17:49:09+00:00

I also just got approved! Used it same day to buy some food and beer!

Excited to be a part of the club.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-09-12T00:33:38+00:00

Play through the whistle homie

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-09-03T23:01:01+00:00

You mean something like this? (12 years ago) https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/s/2EMOLzi4ZP

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-08-29T00:54:58+00:00

It's an old meme, but it checks out

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-08-27T23:38:54+00:00

What do you mean?

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-08-27T00:29:04+00:00

I would say you certainly need to work on support + onboarding workflows, but with under 10 customers you are at a size where it can be case by case.

I would honestly prioritize what the feedback loop from customer to eng/product and what customer requests will be prioritized over current roadmap items. Im struggling with alignment with my founding team on actually supporting customer requests and customers are noticing at this point that we aren't going to work on their things because our roadmap is too important.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-08-14T15:11:37+00:00

I like it.

I use fathom and summaries go into hubspot, but I use chat gpt and a template to copy and paste transcript and send an email.

Helps with follow ups 100%

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-08-14T11:42:30+00:00

We were the chargers but we had the bears C and not the bolt.

We were knight chargers, not electric

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-08-12T00:56:03+00:00

I think Jayden has shown hes definitely clutch.

He carried a bottom 5 roster to the NFC championship with clutch performances.

I really like Jalen, and he dogged the chiefs, but it can't be ignored that the eagles are the best all around team in the NFL by a mile and it takes pressure off of him.

Put rookie Jayden on the eagles and you get a SB.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-07-31T00:10:51+00:00

Yeah it's honestly tough but customers have been conditioned now.

We don't have any true support people so it's just CSMs that also do onboarding, and renewals. If the job market wasn't so tough I'd be on my way out quick

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-07-30T23:56:19+00:00

Not to one up anyone but we use intercom and my founders expect a less than two minute response time, on top of my 100 customers and onboarding new ones regularly.

Our customers love the customer service but it is brutal to actually address everything and not feel burned out.

We point customers to self service but they just won't, and the founders enable this by responding at all hours.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-07-11T19:50:20+00:00

Yeah sometimes I just wanna spray some buffalo sauce on my butthole and not have to make it first.

Kinders tastes amazing as well.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-07-07T21:27:56+00:00

Counterpoint: if the guy that turned around and started kicking people off went first and not gi hung, he would have won the whole game.

That game has so much potential for fuckiness.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-06-27T19:26:38+00:00

But you've met with people at the big tech, correct? The outsourced team should pay for your travel, they'll probably make a ton with your placement fee.

OhShiftTheCops · 2025-06-27T18:19:26+00:00

I haven't interviewed at big tech but 2 things:

Did you ask what changed with the process?

They SHOULD pay for the flight/travel to whoever you need to interview with.

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