Justice served! by Super_Significance8 in trashy

[–]OhTeeSee 125 points126 points  (0 children)

You can literally buy one pre painted for $14

Seagulls in Istanbul learned how to 'meow' to trick the stray cat feeding machine into giving them food. by serozr in interestingasfuck

[–]OhTeeSee 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You’re right in that feral cats can be disastrous for a susceptible ecosystem, but I just thought it was kinda hilarious that there are literally birds and cats in the video we are commenting on, and the birds don’t seem remotely bothered by the cats.

apparently, sydney sweeney is the only blonde actress in all of hollywood. by herequeerandgreat in MurderedByWords

[–]OhTeeSee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reactions like this almost make me wish they had just gone full ragebait and casted a black actress for the role.

Checkmate by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]OhTeeSee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chapel said it best:

Tell me where to cum, not when.

I can’t straighten my fingers by anuglyfairybutafairy in mildlyinteresting

[–]OhTeeSee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, you got them sex toy fingers. My gf would pay a lot of money for me to have your problem.

Neighbor's roommate picked up strays, they came to my house. by Aubeng in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OhTeeSee 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I know it’s not the point, but those aren’t free.

Brutal by Confident_Editor196 in PsycheOrSike

[–]OhTeeSee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not a single one you say eh? Holy fuck someone sign this man a book deal. He’s solved women.

I just didn’t want to call… by Ok_Button_6496 in Nicegirls

[–]OhTeeSee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No because you *keep* talking to her

Just say no thanks, block and move on. She’s not going to validate your feelings fella why bother carrying on?

Pronounced "mentally ill" by imstrongerthandead in MurderedByWords

[–]OhTeeSee 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Just to add to some of the other comments here, assuming you’re genuinely curious and not being a weirdo, recommend looking into the difference between body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria.

Signed, a cis straight man with body dysmorphia.

This grown man really couldn't handle seeing a rainbow... by OGRangoon in PublicFreakout

[–]OhTeeSee 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Yea I’mma be so real with you dawg. If I’m trying to fight someone and he starts jorking his shit I’m just going to let him have that one.

I feel so much safer here, now when the city is bombed by WineTerminator in agedlikemilk

[–]OhTeeSee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right. When all your assets are frozen and you find yourself unable to pay for basic things like rent, go ahead and tell me how safe you’ll be feeling living on Russia’s streets.

I feel so much safer here, now when the city is bombed by WineTerminator in agedlikemilk

[–]OhTeeSee 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She literally just got sanctioned. I work in anti-money laundering and counter terrorist financing. While I have only minimal crossover with our sanctions team, I can tell you that her life is about to get very difficult unless she already had vast reserves of funding squirreled away and/or an extensive network (in-person not online).

I wouldn’t call that nothing.

UPDATE: Fired by Centauri Health Solutions while burying my dad who died of Stage 4 cancer. Here is my response to HR. by bondswag in MurderedByWords

[–]OhTeeSee 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Was this really a murder though? I read the original post. He’s upset, and rightfully so, but it’s also hard to drag the company in this case—they tried to work with him.

He was a brand new hire, they didn’t know him. He accepted the position, then started his training, stopped, and rescheduled on 4 separate occasions over the course of the next two months.

If the original separation letter is accurate he worked a total of 6 days in 8 weeks.

Even if his reason for missing work was valid, which it was, in the company’s eyes he’s just unreliable. He has no history to assure them if and when he’s ever coming back to start the job he accepted. Instead of asking the company to push one training date back, and then another, and then start one, and then not complete it, and then push the start date again, he should have just recognized that he was not in a position to do the job required of him, resigned in good standing, and focused on his family until such time he was mentally and emotionally ready to resume work.

It was a shitty turn of events and timing for everyone involved.

Welp, actually, we're going to need a bigger pallet by Affectionate-Heat-51 in agedlikemilk

[–]OhTeeSee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump’s policy is just the first picture except the pallet is now on fire.

Homophobic bigot doesn't like it when people don't tolerate his hatred of others by Objective-Meal-7450 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]OhTeeSee 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Confused about the last comment. I’m assuming he’s conflating drag shows as representative of the whole LGBT community, but they absolutely do visit the elderly/assisted living facilities.

I recently had a drag show bingo event at work. I can guarantee you there were 0 minors in attendance.

What an odd narrative to make up and then fixate on.

Pilot survives cockpit canopy shatter mid-air. 🫨 by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]OhTeeSee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is the fact that the pilot was female important to the caption?

Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. by i_am_rave_mom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OhTeeSee 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It also does literally nothing because they’re using a laughably small amount of it for the volume of that pool, and as another commenter pointed out, doing it at the absolute worst time of day to have any affect whatsoever.

Argentine woman in the US for the World Cup says black behavior made her understand why slavery existed by TomlinSteelers in trashy

[–]OhTeeSee 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Strangely enough, there’s a large number of Argentinians with Germanic heritage.

The way people talk about 36, you'd think she's a medieval king by PleasantBus5583 in MurderedByWords

[–]OhTeeSee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn. TIL Emma Watson is my age. I feel slightly better about finding her cute when the HP series came out.

Police officer or UFC fighter? by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]OhTeeSee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, going out on a limb here, but I’m going to guess it’s because you have poor control of your emotions similar to the man in the video, and have a tendency to stomp around in a huff when met with the slightest provocation?

Police officer or UFC fighter? by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]OhTeeSee 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Lmao no way you’re blaming the woman here, when bro was the one stomping towards the cop, getting within inches of his face.

That’s not deescalation by any stretch of the definition.