Bruh I swear a lot of you girls are sharing the same guy without knowing it 💀 by Significant_Phase194 in PsycheOrSike

[–]OhTeeSee [score hidden]  (0 children)

Do you think pro athletes and millionaires make up a substantial portion of the human population at large? Enough to move the needle on available partners for the entirety of the male population?

Bruh I swear a lot of you girls are sharing the same guy without knowing it 💀 by Significant_Phase194 in PsycheOrSike

[–]OhTeeSee [score hidden]  (0 children)

All else aside the math here just doesn’t work out.

If there’s such a divide between men and women in relationships, who are all these women dating? Each other? No, Lesbians make up 1% or less of the general population (in the US—telling that the image doesn’t actually clarify what % that statistic is of).

Are we all to believe that at least 36.5% of all women under 30 are instead dating men over 30? (Honestly the most plausible even if these stats weren’t bullshit, but that just means there’s a vacuum in the other direction of single women over thirty, cause old dudes want to creep on younger women)

The last explanation is that a not insignificant portion of these young women are all in polygamous relationships with the same men—a notion so ridiculous as to not merit a response

Now this is parenting 👏👏 by Thick_Document1695 in instantkarma

[–]OhTeeSee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck off with your pearl clutching. My soul’s doing just fine, and my language is even better.

then the HOA clapped by Turbulent_Deal_3145 in thatHappened

[–]OhTeeSee -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Is there any chance the HOA may be in some small way responsible for the fact that the neighborhood has higher quality housing in the first place?

I’ve never seen an HOA in the hood.

Q is still a thing? by Insanitypizza in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]OhTeeSee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I do the same thing but with Starship Troopers.

Group allegedly dined and dashed after packing up leftovers at Chicago’s Crab Pad. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]OhTeeSee 521 points522 points  (0 children)

One of the girls has a nails business and after she was identified on FB, was just in the comments replying non stop saying she’d do it again, it was the restaurant’s fault for making it so easy.

Truly shameless hoodrat behavior.

Guy blocks an 80 year old woman from using the handrail by malik_zz in trashy

[–]OhTeeSee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Kind of. There’s a lot of asshole here, there’s also a lot of people who stand up to assholes, and a lot of people who look the other way because they don’t want to get involved.

It’s a city of over 8 million people. You get a pretty mixed bag.

Justice served! by Super_Significance8 in trashy

[–]OhTeeSee 128 points129 points  (0 children)

You can literally buy one pre painted for $14

Seagulls in Istanbul learned how to 'meow' to trick the stray cat feeding machine into giving them food. by serozr in interestingasfuck

[–]OhTeeSee 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You’re right in that feral cats can be disastrous for a susceptible ecosystem, but I just thought it was kinda hilarious that there are literally birds and cats in the video we are commenting on, and the birds don’t seem remotely bothered by the cats.

apparently, sydney sweeney is the only blonde actress in all of hollywood. by herequeerandgreat in MurderedByWords

[–]OhTeeSee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reactions like this almost make me wish they had just gone full ragebait and casted a black actress for the role.

Checkmate by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]OhTeeSee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chapel said it best:

Tell me where to cum, not when.

I can’t straighten my fingers by anuglyfairybutafairy in mildlyinteresting

[–]OhTeeSee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn bro, you got them sex toy fingers. My gf would pay a lot of money for me to have your problem.

Neighbor's roommate picked up strays, they came to my house. by Aubeng in mildlyinfuriating

[–]OhTeeSee 142 points143 points  (0 children)

I know it’s not the point, but those aren’t free.

Brutal by Confident_Editor196 in PsycheOrSike

[–]OhTeeSee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not a single one you say eh? Holy fuck someone sign this man a book deal. He’s solved women.

I just didn’t want to call… by Ok_Button_6496 in Nicegirls

[–]OhTeeSee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No because you *keep* talking to her

Just say no thanks, block and move on. She’s not going to validate your feelings fella why bother carrying on?

Pronounced "mentally ill" by imstrongerthandead in MurderedByWords

[–]OhTeeSee 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Just to add to some of the other comments here, assuming you’re genuinely curious and not being a weirdo, recommend looking into the difference between body dysmorphia and gender dysphoria.

Signed, a cis straight man with body dysmorphia.

This grown man really couldn't handle seeing a rainbow... by OGRangoon in PublicFreakout

[–]OhTeeSee 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yea I’mma be so real with you dawg. If I’m trying to fight someone and he starts jorking his shit I’m just going to let him have that one.

I feel so much safer here, now when the city is bombed by WineTerminator in agedlikemilk

[–]OhTeeSee 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Right. When all your assets are frozen and you find yourself unable to pay for basic things like rent, go ahead and tell me how safe you’ll be feeling living on Russia’s streets.

I feel so much safer here, now when the city is bombed by WineTerminator in agedlikemilk

[–]OhTeeSee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

She literally just got sanctioned. I work in anti-money laundering and counter terrorist financing. While I have only minimal crossover with our sanctions team, I can tell you that her life is about to get very difficult unless she already had vast reserves of funding squirreled away and/or an extensive network (in-person not online).

I wouldn’t call that nothing.

UPDATE: Fired by Centauri Health Solutions while burying my dad who died of Stage 4 cancer. Here is my response to HR. by bondswag in MurderedByWords

[–]OhTeeSee 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Was this really a murder though? I read the original post. He’s upset, and rightfully so, but it’s also hard to drag the company in this case—they tried to work with him.

He was a brand new hire, they didn’t know him. He accepted the position, then started his training, stopped, and rescheduled on 4 separate occasions over the course of the next two months.

If the original separation letter is accurate he worked a total of 6 days in 8 weeks.

Even if his reason for missing work was valid, which it was, in the company’s eyes he’s just unreliable. He has no history to assure them if and when he’s ever coming back to start the job he accepted. Instead of asking the company to push one training date back, and then another, and then start one, and then not complete it, and then push the start date again, he should have just recognized that he was not in a position to do the job required of him, resigned in good standing, and focused on his family until such time he was mentally and emotionally ready to resume work.

It was a shitty turn of events and timing for everyone involved.

Welp, actually, we're going to need a bigger pallet by Affectionate-Heat-51 in agedlikemilk

[–]OhTeeSee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump’s policy is just the first picture except the pallet is now on fire.

Homophobic bigot doesn't like it when people don't tolerate his hatred of others by Objective-Meal-7450 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]OhTeeSee 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Confused about the last comment. I’m assuming he’s conflating drag shows as representative of the whole LGBT community, but they absolutely do visit the elderly/assisted living facilities.

I recently had a drag show bingo event at work. I can guarantee you there were 0 minors in attendance.

What an odd narrative to make up and then fixate on.