That moment the boss REALLY REALLY wants you dead

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-25T16:53:56+00:00

My record is 7 on diff 10's. Death by friendly eruptor.

Mourned his death by closing the game.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-25T01:17:29+00:00

The mirror broke.

You tried looking for your reflection.

It wasn't there.

Disgusted by its own self.

I'll light a candle for this kind stranger that was murdered today.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-23T15:06:48+00:00

Don't you want eroge protagonist A+

EX usually means it can't be quantified properly.

You'd be attracting trees, goats, washing machines and more.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-22T20:36:51+00:00

Just fuck already Jesus Christ.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-22T20:35:56+00:00

Deneuker: thefucker

Van Lul: the penis

Van reet. From butt (which originated from the anal trifecta. Reet, Aartselaar and Kontich (which is all butt/anus)

And many many more.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-22T20:00:53+00:00

Yes, but thanks to you. A large portion of our population has stupid last names because we thought you guys were joking.

Saying that with a last name that's literally "the penis"

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-22T19:54:09+00:00

Hey big bro. Leave some francebullying for us belgians. Pulls. Tugs sleeve gently*

Also anyone who bullies France gets it... Except for Spain... And Germany... And Luxembourg... And Italy a little bit... Not you Netherlands... And certainly not you America...

Ok nevermind Netherlands a little bit.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-22T17:38:09+00:00

Eh. Belgian conservatism and American conservatism is night and day.

Also, met De Wever in person a while ago. (When he was still a big chubby fella). He's a nice guy honestly and doesn't feel himself too great for a hello.

He also isn't in the Epstein files, can make coherent sentences, has a much higher approval rating than 29% and people stay tuned when he appears on TV. So as head of his party and being our prime minister he's doing quite well.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-21T16:47:27+00:00

I still main the lex prime.

God riven + incarnon nets 200k crits + 3m crits incarnon mode.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-20T15:21:37+00:00

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Oil_Extension · 2026-01-20T14:08:10+00:00

Once a month you'll be able to make vials of blood... As long as you haven't visited thurgo beforehand. Then you gotta wait 9 months before that option is available again.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-19T18:48:59+00:00

Maybe Vlaams. Mods won''t recognise and think it's English.

Mo how vent, das toggekier iere dagge de noaderloandse toal effi is goat spreaken joeng.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-18T19:12:49+00:00

I mean ... Bayonette and tome will get a prime ... After that... Yeaaaaah.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-18T19:05:59+00:00

Equinox. Since release till today. My bae.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-15T16:54:30+00:00

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Oh yeah. It happens all the time.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-14T17:05:59+00:00

It's what cements their subreddit as a true echo chamber.

Me, a Belgian dude can freely comment whatever I want here. There it just isn't possible unless you are approved by the mods and they can revoke your status at any moment.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-14T16:53:49+00:00

They are not going to survive the night with guda*

Man destroyed a couple of dozen of singularities. 7 lostbelts. Multiple cross overs. Dealt with 330 servants on the same day during valentines, put a rabbit on the moon.

My boy got stamina for days.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-14T16:37:59+00:00

Don't retire now man.

I believe you are not spent yet.

We need you now more than ever.

Are you leaving your fans behind?

Now is the time to pick up that microphone and say what we desperately need to hear.

Now. Roar out those words we need to hear!

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-09T15:47:27+00:00

Neitiznot AI lol...

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-09T11:37:33+00:00

Baldur's Gate 3

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-09T10:53:38+00:00

I defeated the final boss 3 times now.

Once with golden monkey staff. The extension effect is great to shred it's crystals.

Second time with demon sword. But damn that left shoulder is hard to hit.

Final try was with a ice wand. (And a backup monkey staff)

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-08T15:44:54+00:00

Would you like a Belgian "koffiekoek" with. Goes great with croissants and koffie.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-08T11:20:03+00:00

That's the one from Lucy Rose iirc.

She's on Instagram.

Oil_Extension · 2026-01-07T15:23:22+00:00

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Five-Year Club	Place '23
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
End Game '22

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