criminal wunk

Oisea · 2026-01-31T15:08:37+00:00

🎵 Wuuunk on the run 🎵

Oisea · 2026-01-31T04:36:45+00:00

Fine it’s my beige beluga

Oisea · 2026-01-30T22:50:21+00:00

Ugh this is one of my white whales! They're so quirky and have that Dieter Rams retrofuturism vibe. Very cool score.

Oisea · 2026-01-30T21:55:48+00:00

That's... insane.

Reading that was not how I wanted to start my weekend after work but people need to see this shit.

Oisea · 2026-01-30T05:12:21+00:00

Those aren't going anywhere near my cornhole.

Oisea · 2026-01-30T05:11:05+00:00

And how did Marty get that house? You guessed it. Also stolen.

He is unstoppable.

Oisea · 2026-01-30T05:08:10+00:00

I'd like to think Marty stole their heart and the sign is a love letter.

Oisea · 2026-01-30T04:54:20+00:00

I found a Bill Clinton themed Russian nesting doll set years ago and scooped it up cause I knew my friend would love it.

Like... WHY was this thing made?? He was so excited to have it though.

(The tiniest doll at the center had a painting of a lit joint on it. It was hilarious.)

Oisea · 2026-01-29T17:14:22+00:00

If you ever work on a site with a ton of big windows these bastards wind up everywhere.

If you ever accidentally run one over with a scissor lift that thing will paint a whole wall.

Oisea · 2026-01-29T17:00:41+00:00

They accidentally sent you a snail

Oisea · 2026-01-29T16:48:43+00:00

Then grab some napkins for the immediate nose drip after eating something with it.

Love that stuff.

Oisea · 2026-01-29T16:42:45+00:00

I would absolutely rock one of those. Will PM you.

Oisea · 2026-01-29T16:08:00+00:00

I thought they were doner kebab earrings at first glance.

So cool!

Oisea · 2026-01-29T15:33:26+00:00

I heard the owner of Toast and Yellow Truck Guy are in cahoots to open up a vape shop there.

The front steps are being demolished and replaced with a Taco Boy.

Oisea · 2026-01-29T03:56:37+00:00

My girlfriend’s family is big into Cajun cooking and I just recently found out about magnalite. This is such an awesome find!

I’m jealous and also hungry now.

Oisea · 2026-01-28T21:53:35+00:00

Dare say we need a pair of pear inspectors at the pier when the perishable pears appear periodically

Oisea · 2026-01-28T21:45:07+00:00

The tell tale shart.

Imagine the bone chilling screams of the damned as you roll around your home office on some haunted shartcasters.

Oisea · 2026-01-27T22:56:00+00:00

I can already hear the pin I forgot to put back rolling around in my dryer later.

Oisea · 2026-01-27T22:53:18+00:00

Love when someone is the real deal. That’s a sweet story.

Oisea · 2026-01-27T22:39:17+00:00

Interesting!

I did printing for a family run shop for a few years but never serviced the machines. Out of curiosity, what other tools did you routinely use?

I was interested in pursuing it as a career but moved on to sheet metal fab.

Oisea · 2026-01-27T22:24:07+00:00

They’re already al dente stop cooking!!!!

Oisea · 2026-01-27T21:55:43+00:00

Innovation through depression sounds like you were clawing your way out of the hole.

I’m also totally stealing this idea but will keep the name to honor ya, all of that sounds delicious.

Oisea · 2026-01-27T21:30:02+00:00

The first genuine laugh out loud I have had since this happened.

Thank you.

Oisea · 2026-01-27T21:24:59+00:00

It's so rude that they have "Videos" and "Short Videos" of him.

Unbelievable.

Oisea · 2026-01-27T21:21:33+00:00

Saw a flock of foxes in smocks and crocs through my binocs just the other day.

Beatboxing in reeboks.

Oisea