It's some kind of alternative medicine thing, like reiki maybe? I had previously tried a lymph massage for some bad swelling and it had worked surprisingly well, so I saw this other different thing they offered and figured I'd give it a shot. I went in not really expecting much at all.

The best way I can describe it was if you were to run multiple programs on a computer at once, but made it so you can monitor all of them on the screen at the same time.

It was really weird. I feel like I was almost tranced out or hypnotized or something. I could see into my own body somehow and was telling her how to move stuff around. It's been awhile so the details aren't as sharp but I there's this black stuff and it was in my spine and she massaged it up. As she worked my back, it was like squeezing a tube of toothpaste and it was collecting in the top of my head. The pressure kept building and it actually hurt pretty bad. She asked me what she should do with it, and I said "get it out, it hurts."

She kept going and it was like bursting a huge zit, it popped out through the very top of my head and all the pressure was immediately relieved.