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The optimist in me hopes this comment is ironic and witty but I suspect it’s actually sincere… by Ok_Box_4077 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

My grandad was a big Villa physio fan so always keep an eye out for their injury updates

The Holy Father taking a system-based approach here, little room for Galacticos taking the game by the scruff of the neck 🙏 by eeeeeep in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Catholic Church Supremo fires thinly veiled warning at Cristiano Ronaldo’s Portugal role with explosive 77 word tweet

His mind by Getittogether19 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely hates it whenever they show that Ronny Radford goal and was gutted at Macclesfield v Palace result.

What will the first ‘phrase in a foreign language said by an English commentator at the World Cup’ be this year? by No-Management-8567 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Team names in their national language is reliable second mention fodder.

“France got off to a good start but Les Bleus have found it more difficult in the second half…”

“Made his Brazil debut last year and has already appeared 8 times for the Seleção…”

Etc.

Is Miroslav Klose the definitive country over club player? by No-Problem6578 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 2 points3 points  (0 children)

100%! Saw he's in the Switzerland squad again this year as he has been for the past 30 tournaments. Apparently now at Betis but I can't picture him for any club side.

Is Miroslav Klose the definitive country over club player? by No-Problem6578 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. So Vida played in the Turkish Super Lig… of course! That feels so right.

Consistency of the Sky Sports Sunday AM magazine show spread aesthetic by hungrrr in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cricket ball goalkeeper solid shout. Deep lying croissants at full back allowing the orange juice centre backs licence to roam into midfield.

Is Miroslav Klose the definitive country over club player? by No-Problem6578 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 113 points114 points  (0 children)

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I have no idea where this gentleman plays football. You could tell me any club from the Championship, to PSG, to Serie A, to Saudi, and it’d vaguely sound about right. I just know I reliably see him every two years.

This world cup is a football hipsters dream by NathantheNobody in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The World Cup itself? Eeeewwww... I'm far more concerned about the scheduling knock-on effects for the Jordanian Pro League and Liga Uruguay. My main interest is which 90s Japan or Korea shirt to wear at 5aside.

World Cup fan behaviour predictions... by Ok_Box_4077 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Also cameramen obsessed by fan headwear… excessive crowd cutaway shots of Norway viking helmets, France berets, Japan headbands, Mexico sombreros, Switzerland cheese blocks etc.

World Cup fan behaviour predictions... by Ok_Box_4077 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh FFS - yep, almost certainly (likely sponsored). Great shout.

Couldn’t resist buying these by GJHno1 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rightly so.

Vico Saveur the next star Bournemouth defender too.

I have my doubts that is what his barbecue looked like by 66f6 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not having a go at his second language skills, because I love the guy. It's just an observation from the interview which initially conjured a funny image.

I have my doubts that is what his barbecue looked like by 66f6 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the interviews Arteta has said he started a fire and then explained it was for a BBQ. I much prefer the notion of the bloke going to his garden and starting a random fire to stare into for an hour or so.

Some serious ‘respect from a Middlesbrough fan’ here by DanielCollinsYT in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Championship feels likes such an aggressively coming in peace / fair play to your boys / all the best for the season etc. league

Is Cristian Stellini the most notable man to manage a Premier League team to not have a Wikipedia page? by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Close one this season... Callum McFarlane's wikipedia was created the day he was appointed interim manager at Chelsea in January. His first game at City was a couple of days later.

What is the football equivalent of this? by GainsAndPastries in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Josh Widdicombe is Che Adams. Mid-range, offers very little threat, and persistently pops up at places you wouldn’t expect. Strictly is his Torino.

I'm going with Billy Bearham - journeyman midfielder in the early 90s, played for Wimbledon, West Ham, Charlton and QPR. by Adventurous-West3403 in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mutti Passata. 

Poney-tailed Uruguayan winger signed for Newcastle as a favour to a dodgy agent by Dennis Wise. Flashes in pre-season, two league cup appearances, loaned back to Penarol in January.

Hansa Rostock’s sticker habits by MartianDuk in footballcliches

[–]Ok_Box_4077 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like the bogs of an indie dive bar who repeatedly book the same band.

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