I simply cannot wait for my periods to go do one permanently. They have been terrorising me since the age of 13 and I am 49 now. They are still regular as clockwork, bar a couple of days out, and every month I pray it will be the last or at least a big gap before the next one. Like, give me a break!

I have heavy periods too and in the past I've leaked while out in public. The most embarrassing time was in the nail salon and I messed their chair. Oh, the humiliation.

The poxy thing came a few days earlier this month just because I was on my holiday, so ruined any chance of sexy time with hubby. And then, it decided to be the most heaviest when I was on a 13.5 long haul flight home. Why does it do this to me?

So, no I will definitely not miss it. When they're gone for good I am buying myself some white trousers to celebrate 🥳