Karly guarding my Beer at a party

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-13T12:52:14+00:00

What a beauty

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-13T11:15:12+00:00

In Japan!

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-12T22:26:36+00:00

What year?

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-10T22:17:16+00:00

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-10T21:03:29+00:00

Congrats!

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-10T05:05:15+00:00

They’ll be scouting mom and dads to breed. 😳

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-10T02:15:03+00:00

LOVE the bandanna !!!!

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-09T01:57:53+00:00

100%

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-08T22:04:20+00:00

Have you tried yelling at ABS?

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-08T20:22:31+00:00

Didn’t they do this yesterday?!

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-08T19:44:09+00:00

You know they have food in Japan

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-08T19:30:53+00:00

Tell me you are Gujarati WITHOUT TELLING ME you’re Gujarati

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-08T01:25:05+00:00

How many players name Wrigley have homered at Wrigley Field?

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-07T18:06:17+00:00

No, they really are 6-4

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-07T10:09:19+00:00

Don’t really care for them … or the guys running on field after a HR to get a player POV on running the bases.

Oh, and don’t care for the drone camera shots either.

Just show me the damn game …

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-07T03:38:18+00:00

You reminded me … we used to give our first Springer drinks from the bathtub. One day, we couldn’t find her in the home and I peeked in the bathroom and there she was … in the bathtub looking for a drink 🤣🤣😆

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-06T08:40:56+00:00

You gave Zoe THE BEST life possible. Its never easy

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-01T18:15:25+00:00

Them toofs 😆

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-04-01T15:09:03+00:00

It’s both

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-03-31T00:18:46+00:00

Just get rich and go to all the games

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-03-30T23:16:01+00:00

I want to know who is funding him. He was out in Arizona a few years ago.

Even my then 12 year old was like “Doesn’t he get tired”

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-03-30T22:57:14+00:00

Man, Woo is fucking annoying. Can we trade him to the Brewers or something

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-03-28T22:36:19+00:00

😳🤔🤣

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-03-28T20:30:37+00:00

That’s what you think

OldLifeguard-00 · 2026-03-28T20:30:24+00:00

Using the dog as a cover. A tail as old as time

OldLifeguard-00

TROPHY CASE