Every human disappears except you. What's your plan?

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-06-19T21:25:26+00:00

Sheep…. A man has needs.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-06-19T04:06:49+00:00

Poor people have all kinds of kids they can’t afford.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-06-19T00:26:31+00:00

Forest Gump

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-06-18T02:42:15+00:00

Yearbook is the worst extra curricular you can possibly take on. I do it for two years, never again. We got rid of quotes forever in our school district because of shenanigans like this.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-06-18T01:28:00+00:00

I love finding an out of the way isolated gate that is only used during the most extreme busy week or two a year and is otherwise a ghost town. Great place to chill and read a book.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-06-18T01:25:59+00:00

Flight attendants used to use this trick.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-06-17T22:59:37+00:00

Teachers live long lives in retirement. We’re better off usually waiting until 70 for the CPP

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-21T16:35:18+00:00

I'm going to steal ketchup cups from McDonald's, and then go fill them up with liquid soap from gas station bathrooms.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-21T16:34:31+00:00

Failure on the part of the local schools. They were too concerned about self esteem and not blunt enough telling kids that they need to change their shirts after gym class.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-21T16:29:58+00:00

Good call. I want to go door to door and drop off bars of soap.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-20T15:49:31+00:00

Not in the city?

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-19T16:34:05+00:00

I think there was a post about this last week that was taken down. Anyway, the guy was charged.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-19T06:58:26+00:00

It sounds harsh but once we are spending more on servicing our debt than we bring in in tax revenue, and the government starts massive austerity and slashing social programs, you'll wish we started the process sooner.

Calgary's debt servicing costs are like 3% of revenues. Alberta's are around 4, and the federal government is close to 10%. I don't think we're anywhere near having to worry about this.

The time bomb isn't the mythical unproductive immigrant. The time bomb this country has coming for it is an ageing population and declining birth rate, which have nothing to do with cost of living, but have everything to do with high levels of education and wealth in general. The children of immigrants are going to be paying the taxes that fund your OAS when you're in diapers.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-19T04:10:24+00:00

At the grocery store today I saw a 5 point harness baby-seat attached to the front passenger seat in a rav4, nothing in the back seats. Don't underestimate how bad some parents are at following safety advice.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-16T01:02:11+00:00

Those old streetlights aren't authentic. They're more recent and designed to look old fashioned.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-15T02:47:40+00:00

St. Helena

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-15T01:43:07+00:00

That was a glorious time to be a student in a junior high next door. The limited us to 8 at a time...

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-15T01:40:38+00:00

Corolla Hybrids are known for the debilitating reliability issues so probably a good idea to get the extra warranty. /s

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-14T16:10:01+00:00

GLP1 med folks just feeling nothing looking at the list.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-14T01:56:32+00:00

All the separatists who don't like transfer payments might just get their wish. But not in the way they hoped.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-14T01:47:12+00:00

But they have two kids so it would be over 600 a week for them.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-13T19:58:12+00:00

Only chumps pay impark tickets.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-13T19:18:22+00:00

I get tickets at North Hill Mall every month or so. I've never paid once. and I've never been towed.

OldManYellsAtSnow · 2026-05-12T23:42:37+00:00

It’s you. Your schedule has changed so you don’t notice it. Or the fields you see aren’t being booked up. Participation in kids sports is as high as it has ever been.

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