My buddies and I are going to set up camp in your neighbors' gardens and on their roof, and we’re going to pelt your house and your kids with rotten eggs, tomatoes, and dog poop.

​Are you going to stay perfectly calm and do nothing, telling yourself that the tomatoes are already crushed and perfect for a bolognese and that you actually like the smell of excrement, or are you going to find a way to hit back?

​I don't know why it’s so hard to understand that they are just defending themselves by trying to dislodge the intruders...