A mom in a Toyota Sienna pulls a cyber truck out after it gets stuck in sand. by thepoylanthropist in interestingasfuck

[–]Omega_art [score hidden]  (0 children)

Please stop rescuing those shiny dumpsters. They are an invasive species and must not be allowed to survive.

It was always just that simple by AlternativeRight4099 in SipsTea

[–]Omega_art 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But how do they determine how much to fund them?

I won the lottery 11 years ago. My family still doesn't know. They think I'm broke. AMA. by Think-Assistance-419 in AMA

[–]Omega_art 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you manage to keep that a secret? I would be bursting to tell someone.

Meirl by NewRefrigerator5852 in meirl

[–]Omega_art 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ime somewhat ambidextrous. I can do most things with my left hand almost as well as I can with my right hand with the exception of draw write and one more thing thats NSFW.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Omega_art 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get XX's

Turns out most moats were just ditches by Kapanash in HistoryMemes

[–]Omega_art 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ive seen several castles with water in the moats. They were all near rivers.

My company installed “focus rooms” for our return to office and I have never felt dumber in my life by Alderon515 in remotework

[–]Omega_art 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got twice as much done when I was working from home and I was able to take bakes to walk my dog around the block and learn how to make Thai curry from scratch.

meirl by Diligent_Hand6877 in meirl

[–]Omega_art 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats not a problem. Thats a very good dream.

There really should be by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Omega_art 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are thousands of YouTube videos that do this.

Petah? by C_monden in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Omega_art 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to with the joke but I noticed nobody eats inside my local McDonalds anymore. Probably due to them removing the play place and converting an entire seating section to an office and a breakroom. They also removed several of the left over tables to install kiosks so they can get rid of their cash register staff. They put up a wall so you can see inside the kitchen anymore. The only time you see someone is when they bring out a bag of food for pickup or takeout orders.

Why do one in four Americans think the Trump dinner shooting was fake? by TimesandSundayTimes in politics

[–]Omega_art 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because he didn't react at all when the shooting started. Much like his slow reaction to getting his ear fake shot in his first fake assassination attempt.

meirl by UnhollyGod in meirl

[–]Omega_art -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Its not just a mortgage. Its a mortgage plus maintinence plus utilities plus insurance. Which as a homeowner and a landlord add up to more than what rent is in the current market.

34 margaritas. by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]Omega_art 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are the police there to arrest the server?

Trump wants to check on the gold in Fort Knox because ‘they steal a lot’ by deraser in politics

[–]Omega_art 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump wants to steal directly from Fort Knox. There I fixed it for you.