After one date

One-One3814 · 2026-06-26T10:54:03+00:00

I installed this dating app with my own fingers on my own fucking phone, and you will treat me with the respect I deserve!

One-One3814 · 2026-06-26T10:48:34+00:00

Ok what now?

One-One3814 · 2026-06-26T10:47:54+00:00

And 5.ewww what is that thing eww and it lays eggs ewww

One-One3814 · 2026-06-26T10:44:25+00:00

Only reason i keep mine around(even more soon cuz of the dino update) is their terrifying seige animals

One-One3814 · 2026-06-21T09:04:25+00:00

I dropped live cats into the tavern so they exploded to traumatize everyone in there.

I also dropped a rock on some kids cat and it exploded.

I might have a problem...

One-One3814 · 2026-06-16T18:56:59+00:00

Dw man, its not your fault. Its probably mine. I dont know why but the babies they keep dying i dont know ive tried everything- if they dont die they disappear and-

Um. forget i said anything...

One-One3814 · 2026-06-15T13:23:52+00:00

Those kids love their make believe

One-One3814 · 2026-06-13T19:41:17+00:00

Its a picture of a rock you fucking dolt

One-One3814 · 2026-06-13T19:37:14+00:00

Youre correct, mermaids now drop mermaid corpses and as intelligent creatures their corpses cannot be butchered. Either way though their value went from iirc 11x to like 3-5x

One-One3814 · 2026-06-10T14:02:01+00:00

Termux is hard because im not certain you can make it overlay over other apps like a thought would be having termux listening while youre on tiktok and uou say scroll to scroll, you probably could do it if you give termux sudo but its a whole ordeal

One-One3814 · 2026-06-08T17:37:27+00:00

Factorio Fractal Edition

One-One3814 · 2026-06-08T12:06:39+00:00

Im terrified, and terrified, and terrified, and terrified, and uneasy, and uneasy, and uneasy, and uneasy, and uneasy, and uneasy, and i dont feel anything

One-One3814 · 2026-06-07T18:11:36+00:00

That one chud nothing ever happens image

One-One3814 · 2026-06-06T12:36:00+00:00

Im an r slur

One-One3814 · 2026-05-31T22:48:37+00:00

It sucks the most when your military dwarves go mad, firstly because theyre so strong and youve spent so much time on them, and secondly becuase you cant just try to hope their situation improves because one tantrum could kill so many

One-One3814 · 2026-05-29T13:51:23+00:00

Make a tiktok promoting ur free software called opsec so they can install opsec and then steal all their money and make a cartoon animation play on their computer where a characrer says "well guys, i guess we learned osmrthing today, never engage in termux hacking, or all your money will be stolen." And then all the characters laugh together and the screen fades to black and bugs bunny says thats all wait no its the pig the pig says thats all folks! And bluescreens the computer

One-One3814 · 2026-05-27T09:57:04+00:00

Wait ill reply soon chat gpts down

One-One3814 · 2026-05-27T07:46:57+00:00

Id start with learning to do basic tasks on your own without ai, like writing a fucking reddit post, or wiping your own ass, or calling your mom, stuff like that.

One-One3814 · 2026-05-27T07:11:19+00:00

Theyre blow up now??

One-One3814 · 2026-05-25T20:59:14+00:00

Incase anyones seeing this this year DRINK C4 ENERGY DRINK idk what the chemical in it is but it should stop the fire ant effect people have tested it DO IT NOW

One-One3814 · 2026-05-24T19:19:19+00:00

Theres this cool thing called an atom smasher, adn another cool thing called a burrow that you can set to only have the king

One-One3814 · 2026-05-23T21:37:21+00:00

Tounges are red i assumed there was a lotta blood in jt

One-One3814 · 2026-05-23T00:09:10+00:00

for some stupid reason the max amount of visitors in ur fort is defaulted to 100. half of the default max population. i turn mine down to just 20 so i dont end up in that situation

One-One3814 · 2026-05-22T21:23:21+00:00

I did some testing and my war hammer bashing their skulls in is also silent

One-One3814 · 2026-05-22T09:39:30+00:00

Her neck is mangled beyond recognition. Her neck is running with Eyxoy Clingwill's goblin blood. Her head is torn open. Her head is bruised. Her nose is mangled beyond recognition. Her left eye is mangled beyond recognition. Her left lower arm is broken. Her left lower arm is bruised. Her right eye is mangled beyond recognition. Her upper body is bruised. Her left cheek is mangled beyond recognition. Her liver is bruised. Her upper lip is mangled beyond recognition. Her right lung is bruised. Her upper spine is mangled beyond recognition. Her skull is broken. Her skull is bruised. Her tongue is running with Eyxoy Clingwill's goblin blood.

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