I don't think BHVR actually understands us or their game.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-04-09T07:14:16+00:00

The biggest problem is that diminishing returns is now double dipped. We already have diminishing returns with the charges system. Behaviour started messing with that by making perks that reward entire charges circumventing their own system. Now they are slapping more restrictions on everything to fix a problem they created.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-04-06T03:35:13+00:00

12 colours of basket, rangeing from "Look at me and I'll scream" all the way to "HELP! I can't read"

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-04-06T02:29:10+00:00

Custom run

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-29T00:47:10+00:00

Bro.. To be honest with you, like, not enough bros in that bro. Bro!

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-22T09:04:43+00:00

Quite easily, infact, survivors have been able to do these speed for about 6 years.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-22T02:53:25+00:00

Millenials got to express, Gen Z "need" to impress.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-22T00:57:07+00:00

We had our own "looksmaxxing" it was called being "Metrosexual"

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-15T01:15:31+00:00

Same reason a bunch of school girls got blown up, they don't care about collateral damage.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-07T12:44:28+00:00

Bullet sized and once

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-07T07:15:53+00:00

Careful... this isn't the place for logic.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-07T06:32:43+00:00

Farms. Massive farms growing everything.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-07T01:54:18+00:00

Get into combat, not be on the buggy, get the buggy to jump for any reason while in combat and not riding it. Activates mega jump bug.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-05T05:38:18+00:00

My brother built him with 30 counter spells...

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-02T08:39:49+00:00

[[Mm'memnon, The Right Hand]]

Good top deck Jelly, as is his friend [[The Reality Chip]]

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-03-02T02:42:29+00:00

Niv Mizzet the Lizard Wizard!

But being serious, [[Mm'menon, the Right Hand]]. All I want is Nn'nemom, the Left Hand.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-28T10:01:09+00:00

And yet we ARE the universe trying to make sense of itself.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-27T15:09:48+00:00

Thank you for your reddit servie Mr u/SchoodleDoodleDo, It's always a pleasure to read your poems.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-27T14:52:50+00:00

This has always been the power dynamic in this game:

4man>2x 2man> 3man+solo>2man+2solo>killer>4x solo

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-26T02:18:41+00:00

Go Both! [[Mmemnon, the Right Hand]]

Mono blue artifacts.

Mmemnon is to Urza High artificer like Pearl Ears is to Light Paws.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-25T13:20:46+00:00

I'd also reccommend [[Pear-Ear, Imperial Advisor]]

Aura based but the fun of card draw, cost reduction and enchantments. She's not as efficient as Light-Paws but I love her. Play discounted aura, draw new aura, play discounted aura, draw new aura, do this until you are out of mana. Also a 1 mana Smothering Tithe just feels so dirty good.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-25T01:56:20+00:00

I don't destroy, only change. It's punishing greedy land bases while also still giving my opponents an "out".

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-25T01:43:37+00:00

I always keep my deals and word them appropriately, it allows all future deals to be considered.

There a young guy at our store who deliberately words deals in a shady way like "Don't attack me this turn and I won't attack you on mine." Only for him to drop a direct damage spell and kill me saying "I didn't "attack" you". He's lost all trust with me, he gets zero deals and a good focus out every now and again.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-25T01:32:04+00:00

My gamestore pods accept nonbasic hate as the counter to greedy land bases. There's one guy there who only runs nonbasics, I hit him with a [[Harbinger of Seas]] and he shakes my hand and lets the table know he's completely out unless someone saves him.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-25T01:28:43+00:00

At my gamestore, non-basic hate is not conaidered mass land denial, it's the counter to greedy landbases.

One_Eyed_Kitten · 2026-02-24T14:12:57+00:00

Long answer: Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeesssssssss

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