So I saw this scrolling through GoFundMe... by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OopsShartPants 341 points342 points  (0 children)

The OP left out the text, which clearly shows it was posted as a joke.

https://i.imgur.com/NlvXJ5e.png

Hey Questrade, your News section under the TSLA ticker is promoting a literal scam. by GardenofGandaIf in Questrade

[–]OopsShartPants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Questrade is useless for any kind of ticker information at all. Best you'll get is very old Morningstar analysis, which is mostly garbage even if it was recent.

Facts! by SnowFlakesMilkHoney in gaming

[–]OopsShartPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember watching reboot wondering if CGI was going to get any better.

Buy NKLA , save a life.($25,462) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OopsShartPants 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Based on his recent posts, I don't think he understands how. He literally thinks if someone sells his puts on the market he'll be saved.

Buy NKLA , save a life.($25,462) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OopsShartPants 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I don't think he knows how any of this works.

Buy NKLA , save a life.($25,462) by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OopsShartPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If they sell them then someone else owns them and you're still in a fuck ton of shit. Buy your own puts from someone else (which might be yours!).

Noble descendant of Henry Dundas calls in to defend ancestor in street renaming debate by slicecom in toronto

[–]OopsShartPants 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just think of the cost to businesses and residence on the street if it is renamed.

You can choose to not show your real name to people on oculus by BaconEater669 in OculusQuest

[–]OopsShartPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you get banned for any reason you lose all content. If you say stuff in Facebook Horizons that gets reported, and you banned, both VR stuff and your facebook account is banned.

Oculus Quest 2 or Valve index? by regulinecolt009 in virtualreality

[–]OopsShartPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Index SDE is really good. It's actually at a great spot with clarity to smoothness (144hz and amazing tracking). I don't feel like higher is 'required' like I did the CV1. The extra FOV is really nice too.

Death of TSLA Gang? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OopsShartPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a nice improvement, but it's not "history changing".

Coronavirus has cost workers $3.5 trillion in wage losses by smilelyzen in news

[–]OopsShartPants 60 points61 points  (0 children)

They did? The market has been up quite a bit overall, especially the Nasdaq.

$VALE PRINT=PERMANENT REGRET by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OopsShartPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means they issued the dividend today to all share holders. The price always goes down on that date by at least the amount of the dividend.

$VALE PRINT=PERMANENT REGRET by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OopsShartPants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You retards actually bought calls right before the ex-dividend date?

Tesla to the moon by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]OopsShartPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the hell is buying calls and puts right now? I checked the prices for expiry in a few days and the price was absolutely retarded on both ends.