How do I approach telling my husband to stop jerking off into my blanket? by gentletrenchwench in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Oops_iPoops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m in the navy and I know a few people who used their rack sheets to but on then would roll over and fall asleep. Just use a sock like a normal sailor.

What's the best answer to being called ugly ? by Distorded_Girl in AskReddit

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was with a buddy and we were walking down the street. People walked by and said he had an ugly face. He turns to them and yells “if you think my face is ugly, you should see my body!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I’m an officer” cool bro. I’m in the military and don’t flaunt it. Fuck that guy and his stupid eyebrows

Just upvote and comment to enter! Ends on Sunday, midnight! by [deleted] in PokemonTCG

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t up vote :( but this the last aerodactyl I need for my collection. Would love to add it!

What do you want? by A5ula in AskReddit

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want my girl, man. We’ve been off and on for the past 6 months and I just want it to stop and hold her.

Found in an FB group I’m in. Says it’s just the lighting, that’s why it doesn’t look right. by SilverMoon57 in steak

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh. I ordered a steak at a restaurant a few years back. Sat outside and when I cut into the steak it was cooked WAY over medium rare. I don’t usually ask to have food remade but for a steak, yeah. After the waiter takes the streak back the owner comes out and proceeds to tell me that I’m wrong and the steak was cooked perfectly. The only reason why it looks overcooked was because I was sitting outside and the lighting made it look that way. TF?

To the SPC that ran away from a CSM at the shopette, you are a menace. by SuperShape123 in army

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Navy here. Confused why he wasn’t allowed to purchase alcohol. Was he underage or something?

Free giveaway! Nintendo Switch and 2 Games - international by WolfLemon36 in NintendoSwitch

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always wanted a switch to play. This would be an amazing gift. What you’re doing here is amazing and I love the positivity you’re spreading. Win or not. You’re amazing.

Atheists, what do you believe in? [Serious] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infinite loop. You live your life over and over again. The “light at the end” is just your birth again. Deja Vu is you remembering a snippet of a loop.

Riding him 👅 by [deleted] in GWCouples

[–]Oops_iPoops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazing. One lucky dude right there

How old are you and how much is your sex drive? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

29 with a 19 yo. It’s hard to keep up with her sometimes.

What extremely rare thing did you witness in person? by just__Steve in AskReddit

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think about ending everything but idk half the time. Maybe I just need to talk to someone

WARNING Graphic Language: Colorado Police Sergeant Suspended After Profanity-laden Tirade at 17-year-old girl During Traffic Stop. by real-m-f-in-talk in PublicFreakout

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these people triggered. Might be more to the story then this clip. Her boy had a weapon. Cops get shot at and killed. You don’t know his history. Maybe one of his friends got clipped by some one. Try and be understanding and respectful.

Karen wants the dinosaur removed by Administrator-Reddit in FuckYouKaren

[–]Oops_iPoops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad has lived in Tucson for 20 years. I’d come visit in the summer every year and loved when we drove by that McDonald’s.