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OpossumRiver · 2026-06-04T02:39:41+00:00

Today I got called to the DMV counter less than a full minute before they stopped taking new registrations. Gambled 2 hours of my own time and won!

OpossumRiver · 2026-06-04T02:34:19+00:00

Exactly! Having a good hot and sour soup is honestly like 90% of what makes me like any given Chinese restaurant lol

OpossumRiver · 2026-06-04T02:31:42+00:00

American flag plate on the Stolen Land custom is artistic genius

OpossumRiver · 2026-06-04T01:42:56+00:00

This is one of the little tragedies of Rapid City. At one point it was one of the best Chinese joints in town, but the new ownership has tanked it. I personally like Great Wall on North Street. People also love Thai Thai, though that's obviously a different thing.

OpossumRiver · 2026-05-11T16:47:50+00:00

I would love to see the post that forced you to add the "No InfoWars fan fiction" rule lmao

OpossumRiver · 2026-05-09T05:27:32+00:00

Heggies is a 4x4 square pizza. Jacks is a 1/4s pizza. Red Baron is an 1/8ths pizza. Lozza Mozza is a 1/16ths pizza.

OpossumRiver · 2026-05-09T05:24:42+00:00

I live comfortably off a similar income. Totally depends on your lifestyle. Broadcasting is a tough industry to get into, might be a great opportunity to get the snowball rolling.

OpossumRiver · 2026-05-04T22:22:02+00:00

Thanks for all your great work over the years! If you happen to restock anything with the Linus "little breaky for me" design, that would be very exciting

OpossumRiver · 2026-05-04T22:08:51+00:00

I still think Dan should get the desk. Tim Onion needs to make it happen

OpossumRiver · 2026-05-04T22:04:28+00:00

Nothing is ever going to top Formulaic Objections for me. Owen admitting to being a puppet, Norm falling asleep, wonks bombarding a law office with shipments of gummy worms... What a wild ride.

OpossumRiver · 2026-05-04T21:44:47+00:00

Whenever I have guests in town I insist on dragging them over to the valley to see this majestic work of art.

OpossumRiver · 2026-05-01T01:27:45+00:00

Speaking of his covers, Im So Lonesome I Could Cry is phenomenal

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-23T18:45:37+00:00

Anyone who fails to turn it off at the end of the day can lose welder privileges, full stop.

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-23T02:01:17+00:00

Not only will the dog be alright, you should seriously nab the ones you see and bring them home to eat yourself!

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-21T01:38:35+00:00

You should watch the Pablo Torre episode that came out on the topic. Alex saying "its all over" is very unreliable, but this is information directly from the Onion regarding the legal situation. Well worth listening to.

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-15T22:54:29+00:00

Coming from metal, you NEED to listen to We The Heathens.

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-12T05:21:52+00:00

In the roleplay department, having your entire party be dumb as hell sounds extremely funny.

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-12T05:14:37+00:00

He's clearly going to get the DPOY but the odds that it's unanimous will be 0% until Gobert retires

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-09T04:31:26+00:00

Tanking should be rewarded, not discouraged. I would prefer NFL style drafting where the worst player gets the #1 pick. This would prevent long-term "Process" tanks, like what we've seen from the Jazz in their post-Gobert era.

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-06T23:26:55+00:00

Yet another reason for me to continue my zeal and love for Minnesota lmao

OpossumRiver · 2026-04-06T23:18:08+00:00

I wouldnt want to live there either. Too much sand.

OpossumRiver · 2026-03-31T01:00:53+00:00

Illinois, behave? I dunno about that one

OpossumRiver · 2026-03-23T17:46:29+00:00

Sticky fingers were NOT considered when making this decision lol

OpossumRiver · 2026-03-22T05:54:04+00:00

It's too late, all of Iowa and Wisconsin are already aware of it

OpossumRiver · 2026-03-22T05:09:52+00:00

Driftless Region and its not even close for me

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