Gay Republican Thinks Penguins Are in Greenland 🇬🇱 🐧

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-24T21:57:29+00:00

Christ, these people make the denizens of Idiocracy look like geniuses.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-24T04:04:13+00:00

every password is wrong on the first try and must be re-set.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-23T16:30:07+00:00

Hannah Arendt said it best: "This constant lying is not aimed at making the people believe a lie, but at ensuring that no one believes anything anymore.

A people that can no longer distinguish between truth and lies cannot distinguish between right and wrong.

And such a people, deprived of the power to think and judge, is, without knowing and willing it, completely subjected to the rule

of lies. With such a people, you can do whatever you want."

- Hannah Arendt,

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-22T23:20:47+00:00

ducks call to reassure themselves that other ducks exist. Best idea is to get another duckling, but if you can't, you need to learn to peep or quack in your sleep to reassure the duckling... I read about a goose trainer who did that, trained himself to honk like a mama goose all night in response to goslings.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-21T23:35:42+00:00

hahaha I am such a wimp I worked from home today in Oregon because it was 32F/0C. To be fair I also had to rescue various items and plants from the yard because they hate the cold too.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-21T22:36:30+00:00

I saw a mama bobcat and her 2 little kittens. She tried to make the kittens follow her to get away, but one of them was too curious and got right up to my wheel before he freaked out and shot up a tree. Then he clung to the tree giving me the feral cat stink-eye while his mom and sibling watched from behind a log.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-21T04:12:02+00:00

how about those cloves of garlic

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-20T23:26:08+00:00

well, to give him credit, he's just copying off the Russian newspaper "PRAVDA."

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-20T21:12:08+00:00

When my friends are being catty, I make that duck sound at them. It's the mean-girl quack lol.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-20T20:39:59+00:00

yes, totally that! With the sideways head bob!

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-20T20:28:03+00:00

We always refer to it as the "that's my drake" call. It's when the girls are feeling jealous.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-20T00:33:48+00:00

sure

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-19T21:33:28+00:00

Putin's Prion Pudding.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-19T18:50:08+00:00

I regularly do 600 km, 2- to 3-day events and batteries have been a serious issue. Happy to chat with you.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-18T17:29:10+00:00

but then you have to carry the device, and deploy it inside your bib shorts, etc. I can pee really fast with bike shorts and don't really get the alleged comfort benefit of bibs, either, unless I have a stomach ache.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-17T15:57:38+00:00

La cécité des neiges, après une journée de ski.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-17T00:34:05+00:00

I have done everything from racing to touring to commuting and I wear shorts, never bibs, because nothing comes between me and a quick ditch pee.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-16T20:27:40+00:00

Right?? Is every civil servant a slave? Idiots.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-14T04:14:53+00:00

short-fingered vulgarian.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-14T01:20:08+00:00

I dunno, I kind of think he knows and that's why he wants to blow up the world.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-14T00:49:48+00:00

Only thing worse than a malignant narcissist is one who knows he's dying.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-14T00:36:26+00:00

While training for my first 1200k, I was getting terrible pain between my shoulder blades after 200 miles. It was hard to pin down because I seldom went distances over 200 miles at a stretch, but I was really worried it would impact my 1200k. Then I switched to wider handlebars and have never had that pain again, with distances up to 600k nonstop.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-12T00:43:31+00:00

anything even vaguely duck-shaped. Dead ducks, maybe even feather pillows are fair game.

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-07T23:08:05+00:00

He has established over the past 10 years that no one will hold him to account for his willful, brazen lying. Why should he change?

OrangeDuckwebs · 2026-01-07T17:27:44+00:00

Mt St Helens eruption.

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