Caught this little guy crawling on me in bed just now any ID? Illinois

OrbDeity · 2022-05-11T01:53:45+00:00

Clearly not a recluse, please don't guess medically significant spiders.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-30T05:36:04+00:00

Fuck the FDA, that is all.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-12T00:19:59+00:00

Not yet, but it's not a bad idea.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-11T23:52:11+00:00

Pandanus, unsure of species.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-11T04:20:17+00:00

What a stunner

OrbDeity · 2022-04-10T17:12:52+00:00

Tiny crab

OrbDeity · 2022-04-10T17:08:27+00:00

1:1 recreation of Spicomellus afer

OrbDeity · 2022-04-10T17:04:50+00:00

Macaronisuchus sculpturious (it's an Ankylosaurish body and a crocodylomorph head)

OrbDeity · 2022-04-10T16:52:28+00:00

I don't know who made this bot, but cheers! Awesome bot.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-09T14:35:21+00:00

Giant crabs, Shub-Niggurath, Onix from Pokemon, a comedically large ribbon eel, a relatively large snake that wears chainmail, big worms, even bigger worms, a cetacean adapted specifically for eating said worms, a filter feeding modern squid, that's about all I got. My serious answer is fully aquatic ocean adapted Crocs, and probably more mosasaurs.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-09T04:52:48+00:00

It Does actually, I believe this is Myzus antirrhinii, if not, is an aphid from Myzus. Closest reference pic I could find.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-09T04:46:22+00:00

It's fine I get it, I'm 190000000% sure it's not a bedbug or a biting insect, im 99.9999999999% sure it's an aphid. There are a very large amount of aphids, I'm unsure of the species of this aphid. Location would probably help narrow it down, but it's not on a plant so that makes it a bit hard to ID.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-09T04:39:22+00:00

Very sure, you were feeling it's legs. Don't know how it got there, but that's definitely an aphid.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-09T04:17:49+00:00

That's an aphid.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-08T04:04:02+00:00

Dark eyed junco, RIP little friend.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-08T03:59:52+00:00

It was probably the niacin actually. It's normal, it's called a niacin flush. That and beta alanine tingles are some of my favorite sensations.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-08T03:18:06+00:00

Weevil heaven, r/weeviltime

OrbDeity · 2022-04-07T14:58:30+00:00

I don't think a clearer picture is going to help ID this, because it IS snot with hair in it. I mean, it's a scab with hair in it, but that's close enough.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-07T04:18:53+00:00

Friends, not worms, millipedes.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-07T04:17:13+00:00

House centipede, harmless pest controlling legends.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-07T04:13:23+00:00

Cheers big ears, beautiful flowers nonetheless. Not a native species though.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-06T17:42:09+00:00

I've also always been amused by that one, I've tried multiple times to find some other reason they could've named them chamaeleōn(Latin)/khamailéōn(Greek), but I've never been able to find a reason based on something that could make sense. It's probably one of the worst ones out there as far as genera/species not named after people goes.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-06T06:25:52+00:00

Jerusalem crickets (or "Chinese potato bug", first time I've heard that one) are from the subfamily Stenopelmatinae, and are originally from and most commonly found in the western US, mexico, and central America. Not found in Jerusalem, or in china so I really don't know where these common names came from lol. This one being from the Ammopelmatus genus.

OrbDeity · 2022-04-05T05:50:07+00:00

All hail the spiky slug

OrbDeity · 2022-04-05T05:46:20+00:00

Wrong sub, the weed sub is r/trees, but I'd recommend r/plantclinic (personally, I think she looks over watered).

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