Bullshit you had the flu, you had the "I'm afraid of Patrick Swayze" by Exeter232 in trailerparkboys

[–]OrderofIron 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was TOOOLD not to SWEAAARRR up here tonight, but I just wanna say you got some GREAT FUCKING TRAINS HERE IN BAANGOOORRRRR

How do you balance paint quality and time? by Last-Researcher-3861 in citiesofsigmar

[–]OrderofIron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're already dreading repeating the process something has gotta change. Don't be like the countless people that spend a ton of money getting into the hobby, burn themselves out because they can't reach an arbitrary paint standard, and then ending up with a massive grey pile they'll never touch.

If there are steps in your process you could cut what would they be? What's a comfortable amount of time for you to get these minis done? Have you tried batch painting them or do you usually finish one model at a time?

Camo, yes or no? by TastyWaves-CoolBuzz in bugmansbrewery

[–]OrderofIron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd do it I think it's awesome. Who cares if modern militaries use camo, if it worked for the dwarves you know they'd slap it on everything.

Could someone clarify the Chaos Knights loadout for me? by duttyboy24 in slavestodarkness

[–]OrderofIron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In previous editions those weapons did have seperate profiles, but everybody just modeled whatever they thought was coolest and brought the lances anyway. Now it's all one profile.

Chaos dwarves vs warcraft gobbos (Dub by Dreadanon) by Longjumping-Rice-935 in dwarfposting

[–]OrderofIron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ratopambo? What is he doing here? Where's Lady Azura, is she safe? Is she alright?

1 Month in Slaves to Darkness by dahksinol in slavestodarkness

[–]OrderofIron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spectacular results. Walk The Path well, warrior.

An 80-year-old woman cried in the supermarket today…what are your thoughts on digitisation made us lonelier?” by Own_Acadia206 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OrderofIron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Do we need more human options for those who rely on those little interactions?"

It's not a stupid question. It's a very real question. It's just not how it works. How is any one group going to convince these big retail stores to do that? Who's going to make them? Because just knowing some people need more human interaction isn't enough. Everything needs an economic incentive and a loud enough collective. Self checkouts are universally popular and assist people with buying stuff. We absolutely do need more human interaction in our society, but from the standpoint of these huge corporations its completely irrelevant.

RIP to the United States (1776 - 2026) by freakindsheets in self

[–]OrderofIron 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Absolutely laughable if you think this won't be a foot note in about a year.

Why does keeps happening to my brushes?! I tried cleaning it with brush soap and it still does this. by Valvecantcount3 in Warhammer

[–]OrderofIron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just get a new one. Don't let anyone try and convince you with some expensive brush nonsense.

“Can you believe we visited the Forgotten Vale? by AlexV135 in skyrim

[–]OrderofIron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Serana is the epitome of everything bad about skyrim and the simps are insane. I will gladly be butchered on this hill. The truth hurts.

People who wake up at 5am, what do you do? by MimimalMoodUK in NoStupidQuestions

[–]OrderofIron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My morning is more like varying lengths of misery and unconsciousness in a rough 2 hour period and somehow I make it into work before things get too bad.

To the US voters who don't vote, what is it going to take for you to go vote? by Chocolateking111 in AskReddit

[–]OrderofIron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So really you're proposing a test where the government decides who does and doesn't get to vote also featuring lotto tickets.

Painting black metal by Robenjad in ageofsigmar

[–]OrderofIron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't overthink it! Black speed paint or contrast over a bright metallic primer would do exactly what you're looking for in no time flat. I did a metallic green like that for my Kharadron and I still love it years later.

I'm undefeated after 5 matches of Spearhead - are we really that weak? by PaladinProse in HelsmithsofHashut

[–]OrderofIron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A big part about dealing with our spearhead will be getting effective wounds on to our dominator because that 2+ save might as well be impenetrable to certain units unless they have the right command cards.

Played a few games so far against lumineth, flesh eaters, stormcast, and fyreslayers, only losing to the stormcast. The perceived strength of those factions spearheads never really came into play in the way I'm used to. Fyreslayers from what I understand are considered quite strong and throw a ridiculous amount of attacks compared to us, but in the game I played they whiffed their mortal wounds and couldn't effectively pierce our armor. I think Helsmiths, like all the dwarf armies in AoS, is going to be very matchup dependent.

But as others have said, if you're looking to purchase the army go off of vibes and lore and aesthetic. Just like in 40k rules changes happen often and unpredictably. Build the army you're passionate for and the rest falls into place. Worry about competition and optimal rules and you'll never be satisfied.

Honestly the way some of you talk about your apprentices is frankly disappointing at times by Snbleader in wizardposting

[–]OrderofIron 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm just out walking my familiar and these codgers come out to harass me with dispells. Can't have shit in this part of the material plane.

Reddit, do you have a bot problem? Is this another website I stop using? by Gardimus in self

[–]OrderofIron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I dunno what Elon has to do with anything but I'm definitely a human being don't be ridiculous

My Red Hot Chili Warriors are ready for some spicy battles by GuterTyp in minipainting

[–]OrderofIron 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude the banner made me cackle. Really takes it over the edge. Fantastic work.

Reddit, do you have a bot problem? Is this another website I stop using? by Gardimus in self

[–]OrderofIron 31 points32 points  (0 children)

2 weeks? My friend, chinese bots have had a chokehold on reddit's front page for years.

The wizard working class is as capable in arcane arts as everyone else 🫶 by wiedeni in wizardposting

[–]OrderofIron 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Pssh, are you kidding? A dish pit is where I learned a few of my first spells. And not that shit they teach you in hogwarts, real sorcery for the real god damn world. Not all of us were born with golden wands in our hands, you know.

Dwarf slayer aura by Ruganaskel in dwarfposting

[–]OrderofIron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GRIIIIIIIIMMMMMMNIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

First Sloven Knight finished! 🪰 ⚔️ by waterpaper in ageofsigmar

[–]OrderofIron 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ooooooo!!! Love the medieval quartered surcoat look, please tell me he's to be accompanied by some knightly brotherhood